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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:52 pm 
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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her
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Daygame :
PUA: Heyy i'm from the future u just hit on me and it was perfect u gave me ur phone number but it got deleted i'm gonna have to write it again...(or u can say "Stupid time machine always fucks up when u put hot girls to the equation of time travel")
HB: OH hahaha lalal gives number or starts convo with you..

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Daygame:
Jonny's candies n strangers routine:
Need candies (ice or werthers)

PUA : Hey i'm just breaking the myth of not taking candies from strangers! there you go!! (you can also neg if HB like: "wait it might not be a good idea to feed you more sugar")
or if looks ok you open and just go away saying ahh you're already sweet..
HB : (usually) Take candy and laugh lalalala blalbala


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"I have a boyfriend"
"Me? Already?! We just met! You like to take things fast i see (CHEESY SMILE)"


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PUA: Wanna see a magic ?
HB: Sure
PUA: Give me your hand/hands
HB: Okey /gives/
PUA: Talk about something else while playing with her hand, rubbing her hand against your cheek, putting her hand at the back of your neck etc.
HB: Hey! Where is the magic ?
PUA: That was it, did you not feel the magic between us? It was like lightning, I'm sure people could see sparks flying even from outside/wherever. Phew, I think I need a break now bla bla

Thoughts? I'm pretty sure something like this will work well in my type of game but it could most likely be improved.
I should add negs aren't part of my pickups, hence me not really digging the 'cold hands' approach. Giving value is where it's at for me.


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When hitting on a younger girl and she asks your age in a curious tone, what would you say? I mean, in a situation where she's clearly trying to figure out if you're creepy-old for her. I'm sure there's a witty remark to be made.


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When hitting on a younger girl and she asks your age in a curious tone, what would you say? I mean, in a situation where she's clearly trying to figure out if you're creepy-old for her. I'm sure there's a witty remark to be made.
PUA: "It doesn't matter i feel 16!"
PUA: "Age is just a number for me.. i look 25, i feel 20."
PUA: "Why? you wanna marry me already? you're too young for me anyway.."
PUA: "You appear really bright for your age.. What!? you're 16?! Damn i knew it!! Cops will be on me in notime!!"
(You act like you got frightened abit by her young age and take a step back that way she dosent think it's creepy because u fell back first and made her interest grow by saying these..)
See how there is no clear statement of how old are you.. I never tell my age at first.
:D

OT: I'm 20 and i really love 16-18 school girls theyre hot,fun,some are easy and quick going to sex and ofc they are really horny at this age..
I won't brag but i'm master of school girls


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HAHA I like that one! :)


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How to give a girl your number:

(hand her a business card with the following text written on it)

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?"


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What to say at the hook point:

"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You

Well played. Very good on many levels. I see the next move being a punch in the arm from her and you've set yourself up perfectly.

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Took me a bit to read through all 36 pages but so worth it.


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What to say when she calls you out on something:

"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."
All these are real clever. this ones my favorite though

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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her
I teach under privileged Men how to seduce beautiful Women! 8)
This is great man! Definitely working this into my routines. Great on many levels (display of higher value, teasing, cockiness, intelligence, and others). Very good work man, keep them coming.

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"I have a boyfriend"
"Me? Already?! We just met! You like to take things fast i see (CHEESY SMILE)"
I like this one a lot man! I think it could be improved slightly:

Me? (Give her a strange look, like you would look at a strange person that was doing something weird) No, no sweatheart. I don't thing you got the right idea here. Finish it off with a very cocky playful smile.

Cheers!

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HB: I have a boyfriend
PUA: Play your cards right and who knows? Maybe you'll be on the way to having two.

HB: I have a boyfriend (bitchy)
PUA: Some guys like a girl that's rough around the edges. (grin)
PUA: (turn away, over the shoulder) Others will settle for anything. (Walk away)

HB: I have a boyfriend (bitchy)
PUA: Looks like he's got places he'd rather be.


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