Not gonna lie... I tried the first post here just as an experiment. Within minutes I had responses that I was able to keep moving forward.

It seems to work.... for some reason, haha.

bravo

Ok guys, decided to try this on OKC, and this was the first response I got:

"Have you read [book name removed in case she googles again haha] ? Is this the part where you say something semi-insulting to get the girls attention? Because that strategy doesn't work."

I said that I liked her profile and just wanted to say hi, then asked if she would have responded otherwise.

"BS, I just googled that line. And yes I would have"

Lol wtf?? I'm from South Africa btw.

brilliant! this was my FIRST attempt, my first time officially online sarging and I'm hooked.

me
7/18/2012 10:05:26 AM
Hey. Id get rid of ur profile pic if i were u?...its for ur own good


Dear her, the following images were automatically attached because your mail settings specify that new contacts must have a picture in order to email you. 

 

her
7/18/2012 12:50:03 PM
lol why ?

me
7/18/2012 1:02:04 PM
well you know how guys don't find hairy girls attractive =p
her
7/18/2012 1:21:23 PM
wow ur the first one thats told me that. . . idk what ur looking at
but im deff not hairy Lol

me
7/18/2012 1:30:15 PM
sorry to be the on to put you down but... you have a load of hair on ur head lol
her
7/18/2012 1:33:40 PM
lol you deff arent putting me down i dont really care
i love my hair nd if u dont like it then idk wat to tell u lol

me
7/18/2012 1:44:06 PM
haha aww now ur just making me feel bad! honestly, i saw your profile, thought you were cute (n yea
you have really nice hair!) and i just had to say hi. so hi! I'm priyan and I'm so glad you can take a joke
=p
her
7/18/2012 1:47:28 PM
lol SMH

me
7/18/2012 1:50:56 PM
idk just saying "oh heyy whats up your cute" is probably something you get a lot and are sick of seeing
that. plus... thats def not my style unless your just into normal-average guys?


any critiques or suggestions?

plus if she doesn't reply right away. how long should you wait to reopen/engage?

how do you guys feel about using this opener on older women? trying for some cougars, 30s

I just made this story to open with:


Okay so I have already dated and then broke up with you in my mind and here is what I thought. Enjoy ;0

I imagined sailing the Puget Sound and catching wild swordfish for money and it was working out until one stabbed you in the butt with its pointy @ss nose and you called it quits. So then we moved up into the rich west Seattle hills and became famous nude artist painters. This also was a beautiful experience as we had passionate love making sessions wearing nothing but shades and a sweater on. After a while I decide that there is more to this gigantic world other than art and sex so I decided to part ways and take a soul searching journey through the amazon jungle.

This affected you greatly and you began started working in a bakery and started an eating spree of cake and donuts until you reached 300 solid pounds. Luckily you were a talented cake decorated and started an elaborate cake decorating business creating wealth beyond your wildest dreams.

Finally I return years later out from the jungle to go back home to Seattle. I was hiking in the hills were we used to make love and I spotted all 300lbs of you sitting on a ledge eating your lovely award winning red velvet cupcakes. Even though all that blubber made it hard to recognize you I still knew it was you and we immediately ran (you walked) to each other and collapsed on the ground kissing each other uncontrollably until we passed out.
The next day we woke up in each other’s arms and you have something to tell me. You say to me that I have a son and you have raised him while I was in the jungle.

At first I am at disbelief but I accept him and you into our lives. I ask you if you still love me and you say……

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I just launched that at 5 girls - will let you know the responses - Epic story bro!

WTF this HB 10/10 is sooo hard to talk to!



Pineinchnenis 7/21/2012 7:22:44 PM
OK so I don't speak much Spanish so you going to have to translate your "about me" section for me. please and thank you ;0

LatinaGirl22 7/21/2012 9:11:02 PM
My name is Miranda. I am Latina. Mom is Puerto Rican, dad is Brazilian. I went to college in NYC and majored in Biology. I plan to apply to med school next year, not sure where.

Pineinchnenis 7/21/2012 11:19:52 PM
hahaha my best friend's name is Miranda that's awesome! He is a south american brazillian jiu-jitsu champion. Does your dad do BJJ (brazillian jiu-jitsu)? BJJ is a major passion of mine.

LatinaGirl22 7/21/2012 11:41:25 PM
actually he doesn't but I do hear JJ is pretty popular

Pineinchnenis 7/22/2012 5:17:58 AM
Wow sounds like your an ambitious person that's not too common these days it seem lol. Are you shy, you seem kinda shy I'm no dentist but I feel like I'm pulling teeth haha.

Pineinchnenis 7/30/2012 5:23:38 AM
Thanks for helping me win a bet with my buddy.

LatinaGirl22 7/30/2012 11:01:12 AM
Welcome

Pineinchnnenis 7/30/2012 11:16:52 AM
lol okay ms. talkative.

anyways you might want to remove that picture on your profile.

LatinaGirl22 7/30/2012 1:12:04 PM
???

Pineinchnenis 8/1/2012 1:29:42 PM
lol kidding! I hope you can take a joke, I thought you might be the humorous type. I'm Brent BTW.

So are you going to be the next person to cure cancer? If so I think I have some possible solutions that could make us billionaires. So when we get rich I think I'll be buying the Cayman Islands with my half of the fortune and maybe get a pet Narwhal , what are you doing with yours?

(P.S.) kudos to you if you can help me name the Narwhal. ;0

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

Works pretty well and is effortless. Thanks.

Think it's crap tbh. Be genuine about the profile and you get a few replies. This is pointless, as people will ask why, some will take it badly (especially the younger audience who are more insecure). Being genuine and making a message saying why you are interested in her from the start saves time as it shows what you are looking for.. Commenting about stuff in her profile too great. But this as an opener i don' see why people are raving about it. Your profile got to be crappy and little time put in it if you're relying on this...

^^ hey man don't be a dickhead It took mean only a minute to type up and not a single person responded back when I sent it out so I dont use it anyway.

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

Chill out dude he meant Darth Vader's line

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I believe in fate and karma. Both are forces of immense power, but do you know what else is?

You are.

This post is genius I just don't know where to go from there I have tried different things even the bet but I cant get any escalation and yes I have emailed all 8-10s and 80 percent responded i sent 10 messages so far

hey guys i used the :" hey u should remove that pic on ur profile " it worked i got her to say:"yeah i know i need to find something better"
me: lol can i help ?
her: hahah thnx
me: u seem fun
her: hahah thnx anw i got to go ttyl

what should i say next? i think i made a mistake and telegraphed interest any opinions will be appreciated

This does work but your profile has to be good too. If you aren't getting replies form this check your pics and redo your profile. If its average to decent they will reply. I am getting good replies from women who didn't reply to my other stuff. And the bet line to keep reestablish a lost chat is gold.