I just came back from Europe 2 days ago. It was my first time in the continent-Italy, to be exact. Here in northern california, the cream of the crop is well...scarce, and less than creamy.

But

You know how they say there's plenty of fish in the sea? Well, gentlemen, I have seen the sea. I have been to the promised land! Christ, even though a huge part of the population were tourists, I'd never seen such an abundance of well kept, hot, and slender HB's. Never before had i seen breasts of such perfect size and shape.

So

If you've got One-itus, keep in mind: There are plenty of fish in the sea. In fact, there are 7 fucking seas on this planet! AND, now they've even found water on mars!! goddamn! So, like the Style's approach to one-itus, go fishing.

-Ali