Got any raisins? No? How bout a date?

What am I suppose to do with you? (Said playfully, sorta makes her hv to think fast)

Hey now you got a reason to try and get me back (If a prank goes wrong or joke backfires - it sets a playful relation. It can save u big time!)

Hey Brat (Txt Opener)

Tv routine: (Done in Text)
You: Hey what are you up to?
Her: Watching Tv hbu?
You: Quick, put on Channel 4!
Her: Why? lol
You: There's something good on
Her: Is it (names show)
You: Nah, I just wanted to mess with you haha

This relationship just isn't working out (If she gets bratty, said in a playful way. The joke is because you just met her and there's no actual relationship)

?

What's the purpose of this?

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Me: I don't know why I am so drawn to you, I just met you
HB: Blah blah blah
Me: You know what I like about women?
HB: blah blah blah!
Me: good looks, great energy and smart, so far you passed the two, what else do you have besides that?
HB: blah blah blah
Me: OMG! from now on, you're my new best friend!

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"Process over outcome"

some text-gems:

"I miss you, but the zookeeper won't let me in anymore, can you escape?"

"my sheets are in the laundry, can I stay over?"

the one i always use works for me in club game:




Hb, I had a really good time pretending to be dancing with you, while grabbing your ass...

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Music routine: So what kinda music do you like and don't say Justin Beiber ? lol
Her: Haha, I like blah blah blah
(At this point you can see if your taste is similar or the same)

You: Oh I like some of those bands, but when we go someone where, I'm in charge of the radio

(Good for building comfort)

When you argue/playfully banter: Even when your wrong you still say your right 

Her: What did you do today?
You: Same thing I do every day, try and take over the world.
Her: Haha
You: Me and you are so like pinky and the brain.

Commentery: I've realized that nicknames and little things really strengthen a relationship, things that create the effect of you and her having inside jokes. So this little routine gives you a good opportunity to hv nicknames for eachother that both fit. It's still DHV, she's pinky (cute name) your brain the smarter one

(Text Openers)
Attention:
(Ur Name) is now texting you, say Hi!
You've just been texted, say hi!

Here's some new theories I've been working on:

Theory 1: WWJBD What would James Bond do? Recently I've seen Casino Royal and I'm watching how Daniel Craig portrays James Bond and found it quite interesting. In every woman's mind they want a man that is a mystery, they want to try and solve us - I realized that James Bond is perfect for a mind set and he displays perfect Alpha Male characteristics. Protector, defender abd etc.

Now all I mean is to watch him in basic conversation, he doesn't act nerdy, he's silent yet he can be funny without being to animated. So watch the movies!

2nd Theory: A mind set to overcome AA. David Blain the famous magician uses a certain method when performing the mind altering/frets of strength he offten does with his body. When he locked himself in the the ice for days he said, "I tell my self that it's something I must do, and it makes it easier." So I thought how interesting to put that thought in our minds like, "I must open this set" we can psychology speak commands to our own mind.

Let me know what you guys think, try it out. I'm just trying to give back all the help you guys give me!

Quick tip: Some times in convo the girl will banter with you and actually do it better than you and you got nothing else to say to beat her: here's dome lines to use.

Takes one to know one

Respect! (if she beats you in something)

Facebook/twitter status' and tweets.

Beauty ☑ Intelligence ☑ Personality ☐

I wonder what emo people will look like when their old.

Dear Rihanna, I will never look at birthday cakes the same, thanks.

Adam Levine's different singing ranges: high voice and higher voice.

When you believe in the negative things people say about you, you give their words power over you.

On a scale of 1-Adele, how tough was your breakup?

Why 'fit in' when you can stand out

Gettin' ready for tonight; gonna' have a great time - you should do the same.

In the future when ppl see each other, instead of saying "We grew up together" they'll say "I use to follow him on twitter" #FunnyMoment

The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is OCD #Fact

#InOurGeneration We laugh if our friends fall but panic if our phone falls.

Enjoy! Most of these I made up, some are from others. Make sure to rep me!
Welcome!

You: Hi have you seen (Her Name)?
Her: Blah, Blah
You: I'm (your name)'s secretary, he invited you to a party tonight
Her: Haha really?
You: Yes, just make sure to wear something nice

End -

You can pretty much do whatever you like with this, it's a really good DHV. You could even say, "He's (you) a very busy man, so be there at 10, he'll have a limo sent over" funny stuff like that. Mess with it!

Enjoy

NEW LINES!

Here's some lines I've been working on, some are field tested, some aren't - LET ME KNOW HOW ALL THESE LINES WORKED FOR YOU!

Text opener: *Sings* Have I told you lately that I like you? 
Her: It's love you/are you trying to say you like me?
You: I like you, I'm just not in like with you. 

My favorite one to use on hb9 and hb 10

Me:will you go out with me
Hb:no
me:did you hear what I said
Hb:yes
Me:what did I say
Hb:will you go out with me
Me:OMG I would love to go out with you baby.

Great lines to use online also