So, it starts out as no big deal. I plan to ride my motorcycle to my son's house to grill a couple of steaks and have a beer, because he is grounded with his kids. some good bonding time I figure.
I show up with a couple frozen giant T-bones. We decide to let them thaw and take the kiddies for a walk down to the temporary fireworks hut set up just down the road, to find something to entertain them.
Back at the house, we have some bottle rockets and what not. He is excited to shoot them off for the kids. First he checks on the steaks, and without telling me decides he will run them in a sink of warm water.
We shoot off some stuff, all big fun. He checks the meat again, OH FUCK! he had forgotten to shut the water off!! Completely flooding the entire kitchen and the hardwood floors we had installed only months earlier.....
Saved the floors, and ate about 3 hrs late!!! LOL
This kind of put a damper on the day, so I just rode home to sulk, lick my wounds and have a Jack & Coke, on my porch in the quite sunset.....Nice dream right? LOL ....WRONG!
I make my beverage and settle in to a chair to take it easy! I notice a brand new obviously chick car sort of stalking out the parking lot circling by a couple times, then park next to my Harley, (I live in a ground floor end unit) but instead of a chick, it was a squatty AFC with a bouquet of flowers in his fist. I say hope those are for me, I've had a rough day
! He laughs nervously and makes some random chit chat about my bike. Then walks all the way to the other end to enter the building...strange, but DILLIGAF? LOL!
I take one sip....one glorious sip! It tastes like Heaven....
I look up over my drink into the sun to find the shadow of my HB9 next-door neighbor standing there with an almost invisible sundress!!
She has her hair all yanked up in a messy bun, with a big pout on her face
She was over the day prior dying My, and her daughter's hair in some insane girl ritual...whatever I did not hang around for that.
She joins me for a drink, and starts to complain that her kid took her car and she is stuck home wanting to do her own hair, but has no one to help or a way to go get the crap to do it! TADA! like an idiot, I offer her my truck, ..and my limited help!
She returns with the crap, and asks to borrow a large T-shirt so as not to get hair junk on the dress ...no problem I have lots...off with the dress
lol on with the shirt. She puts all the smelly what not in, and rejoins me to have the drinks wearing just the T and all the product working in her hair.
Again, I think finely!...again...WRONG lol.
Behind the earlier stalker car up pulls two women a HB4 yuck, and an HB8 wearing a one piece denim mini skirt and long cowboy boots with burgundy hair!
The HB4 uses a key fob and unlocks the "suspect" car, and opens the back door, I say: (like an idiot again-why can't I just shut the fuck up? LOL) You girls better not be stealing shit I'll get the law on your ass LOL! she says.."I'm not stealing, I was out to dinner and a movie with my friend "D" here, and my soon to be ex husband got jealous, and came and took my new car!! (as she is removing a flat screen TV) lol.
I say "why in the hell would he be jealous of a little "scissor action" between a couple of girls? "D" comes over to join the party.
HB4 says what the hell is that!!?? we are just doing dinner and a movie, not on the prowl for more dumb ass MEN!
HB9 neighbor explains "scissor action" "D" Pipes up OMG he thinks we are lesbian lovers Hahahaha!
HB4 takes off to give hubby a piece of her mind at his GF's apt. leaving "D" in our company!
I get "D" a chair and offer a drink, turns out she is a hair stylist...of course she is
Her and Neighbor9 still with all the product in her hair hit it off, then she says I feel awkward sitting here I think the people on the balcony can see up my dress and I'm not wearing panties! (thank you lord!)
She then says "that must be your Harley" I say "why's that?" she says- "Duh shaved head muscles and tattoos" I say "that's a little judgmental isn't it?" lol, she says “sorry it’s just motorcycles and bikers have always kind of scared me” I say “I’m not scary anymore am I?” lol “I’ll take you for a ride sometime give me your number!” Her; “OMG I have a new BF and won’t she get mad?” indicating HB9….HB9 immediately professes to HB8 how we are “together” just very close! She says “Okay I’ll just give you BOTH my email” Neighbor accepts it, I do not .
HB4 shows back up in tears, they must go sadly, lol.
HB8 “D” reminds HB9 to hurry and rinse hair before it turns orange or blue and falls out or some shit! And they leave.
HB9: OMG hurry and help me get this shit out of my hair!!
I put her over my tub and rinse; she is now wearing just the T and a thong
I lather rinse, repeat, she complains “I can’t believe you tried to fuck her right there on your porch!!
I just said Shhh and continued, then I helped her up and said let’s get you out of that wet T, and lifted it off, I noticed her panties were soaked!, they were nowhere near the water!! I put my hand over her pussy….game on!!
How was your Weekend?
Heywood!
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