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to rephrase the question from earlier...

while games like cube and what not are entertaining to you and to which you will play along with... I have a different game I play to impress women after opening. I bet them a few rounds of drinks and bet i can guess what sports they play (just by looking at their body) and what nationality (or mix) that they are, and where they're from if they have an accent all without making a mistake or making very few for that matter.. but they can guess mine first.. it makes it a challenge for them and i'm generally right on too.

How much would you be impressed if i guy could tell you this. and to rephrase the question would you think it odd, cocky and arrogant, or intrigued if a guy said this to you?

as for you being a hard game to beat.. i've only met one that could beat me.. i wish you luck on that one m'lady


also, as for being steamrolled by a squirrel on a highway.. i swear it was the other way around.. this following commercial is proof
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2_kKAe9y0
I would love that game. It would be impressive if the guy was right, and even if he missed a few things... still entertaining. I'd be totally intrigued, as long as the guy wasn't coming off as skeevy. Then, I'd yell "I'm a lesbian." and run off.

Good for you... this sounds like a real winner.

P.S. that commercial is outrageous. I'm just hoping that you already had that on file rather than do a big search for "squirrels kicking ass" just to contend my simile :)

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the commercial is my absolute favorite Super Bowl commercial ever and I could never find it because youtube didn't exist then.. but when you mentioned being steamrolled by squirrels i just searched squirrel and super bowl commercial on youtube.. gotta love it

oh, and here's my favorite geico commercial.. i'm not a squirrel fanatic but every commercial with a squirrel for some reason is pretty awesome

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aB4AXOioCOU

Here's another one that my friend's brother did years back.. you'll love this one the most
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TpxKYkcFRWk

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zips opinion please,

lets say a guy sees a girl regularly in class, work or even on a date, if he makes her laugh too much or make her have too much fun, will that guy be seen a friend instead of a potential mate/bf
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Dear Zip,

It is morning and I'm not feeling sexy. She felt the same way I guess, rushing off to work an hour ago. The mood just isn't there, and I'm not lighting candles because they burn my retinas. Also, I have this strange craving for chicken parmesan. I'm firing my butler and hiring a cook.

1) How do I make morning sex work?
1. Okay, morning sex is sometimes hard to get women on board with.
Not if you just roll her over and stick it in. :lol:

Works everytime. 8)

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Dear Zip,

It is morning and I'm not feeling sexy. She felt the same way I guess, rushing off to work an hour ago. The mood just isn't there, and I'm not lighting candles because they burn my retinas. Also, I have this strange craving for chicken parmesan. I'm firing my butler and hiring a cook.

1) How do I make morning sex work?
1. Okay, morning sex is sometimes hard to get women on board with.
Not if you just roll her over and stick it in. :lol:

Works everytime. 8)
Pure class

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1. Okay, morning sex is sometimes hard to get women on board with.
Not if you just roll her over and stick it in. :lol:

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Yeah, we do things a little differently out here in the woods. :)

We even live in houses, and on land we actually own. :wink:

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Okay. I know that a bunch of the questions were lost. As an incentive for you guys to ask the questions again or to post new ones...

In addition to my answers...

my mother will answer every question for the next 3 days.

She's hilarious, uber Southern classy, and a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

Oh, and she dated Archie Manning in college.

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zips opinion please,

lets say a guy sees a girl regularly in class, work or even on a date, if he makes her laugh too much or make her have too much fun, will that guy be seen a friend instead of a potential mate/bf
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Zip this question is for your mother. What do you think is better chocolate chip cookies, or chocolate brownies?

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for zip's mother of course... what would you think if zip all of a sudden settled down, got married, had 2 kids and lived in a nice house with a white picket fence?

and for zip.. how's that stalemate 101 theory going that you were going to get back to me on?

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zips opinion please,

lets say a guy sees a girl regularly in class, work or even on a date, if he makes her laugh too much or make her have too much fun, will that guy be seen a friend instead of a potential mate/bf
OOh, definitely not. Humor is very attractive. I mean, the LJBF zone is a slippery slope, but if you're building rapport with someone and you're using humor... as long as there is some attraction subconsciously being stirred... the LJBF zone will stay at bay.

MOMMA DEB (my kick ass mother): answer coming up shortly... she's in the car

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for zip's mother of course... what would you think if zip all of a sudden settled down, got married, had 2 kids and lived in a nice house with a white picket fence?

and for zip.. how's that stalemate 101 theory going that you were going to get back to me on?
Actually, because you've been bugging me about stalemate 101 theory, and I discovered something new about it yesterday, I'm writing a dissertation on it. Of course, you're still being punished so I'll get it to you when I feel like it :)

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Zip this question is for your mother. What do you think is better chocolate chip cookies, or chocolate brownies?
Momma Deb's Answer:
Choclate chip is so passe. A little originality is always a plus. After all there are so many variations of brownies and when you are in impression mode with a more mature person, its important. It shows that you didn't just stop at the market on the way and pick up a Forrest Gump Cookie Box even if they were gormet chocolate chips. By all means.... go with the Brownies. She may even give you an Eagle Scout Medal...

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for zip's mother of course... what would you think if zip all of a sudden settled down, got married, had 2 kids and lived in a nice house with a white picket fence?

and for zip.. how's that stalemate 101 theory going that you were going to get back to me on?
Momma Deb's Answer:
be right back on the other two.... Sorry.... Hey Zip, don't do the picket fence just yet... It would send me into shock therapy.

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LMAO. Your mom is hilarious. Why didn't that pass to you? :roll: :wink:
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