So there's a possibility that I could fuck my oneitis here in a week or so.
Problem is, she's been with at least 7 other guys. I've never even kissed a girl.
So if this goes down, I'm probably going to severely fuck something up. Like, I'll probably pull a condom out of my pocket and spaghetti will fall out on the floor or some shit. Or I'll stick my dick in and it will snap in half. Or there's always the conventional "holy fuck I just cummed in like 30 seconds"

All of the guys she's been with are black with 20 inch dicks.

But for real though, I need any literature or guides or advice on kissing and love making.
And I know, it doesn't matter how much I read. "My first time will be horrible"
Yeah, I know that. But honestly, I'd rather go through my first time with knowledge at least.

Like there's a part of me that's scared of advancing things with her just because I know I'll fuck something up. I just picture myself fucking her, then never hearing from her again.
That's not what I want.
Help.

Sex is overrated son...don't you forget that. And you are in love with Miss Gang Bang. Shit you make it sound like we can find her on the internet.

I don't care if it's overrated, I don't want to miss the hole, break my dick, or cum in 3 seconds. And yeah, that's what she is. But she's hot ad hell so I don't care.

You need to care that it is overrated. You're making to big a deal out of this... This girl is not your wife. She ain't worried about you, why you worried about her. She just wants to have fun...maybe you should think about doing the same.

Beauty is decieving. If you catch something from this girl you'll curse the day you layed eyes on her...Real talk.

Also, if you have never done it before you are going to struggle.


Keep Your head up. If you fail you fail. If you struggle you struggle. Just man up and face it.

Debating on just buying some hookers for practice. Because nobody else here is of any help.

You sound desperate. You do realize that?

Completely, now find me some literature or something helpful or gtfo

Bro... have some fucken respect. He's doing nothing but helping you. If you can't see that, then your retarded lol. Their are books/guides. But your still gonna be bad. Practice/experience > theory/method.

But since that's all you care about. You just really gotta read up on escalation. I'll tell you this

DiCarlo Escalation Ladder

Don't be a retard and follow escalation ladders. But yes, it has helpful tips on stimulating her vagina.

The opposite of what CaptainJackHarkness says is usually true.

I know I'm going to suck. But at least I'll have something so I don't suck as much. Anythjng else?

Dude watch your mouth. You will get nothing with your bratty attitude. What would help you the most is to look in the mirror and ask for some self-respect. PUA's don't put themselves in situations to get disrespected by women like this. That is the complete opposite of all game. No one really can help you until you fix your standards.

I'm watching it. What do you mean, disrespected by women?

If you're looking for the easy way out, alcohol.

If it doesn't calm your nerves and her expectations, at least you'll have something to blame your first performance on.


If you don't, just survive through your first time. We've all been there.