With summer finally here, I'm sure lots of us will be heading out to some music festivals. I know the rules of the game are probably the same out there, but at the same time, its a completely new environment. It'll be my first summer going out to a fest, so I want to hear people's success / failures and tips on picking up some honeys.

Is it just as easy as walking up to a girl, telling her you find her sexy, chatting about some music then kino escalating?

I went to Leeds fest for the first time last year. First night I did actually get someone back to my tent, just using normal stuff really. We went to the silent disco and ended up losing both my set of friends and hers, one thing led to another and there we go.

However, after the first night, it's all down hill from there. Days of being knee high in mud, sleeping in a tent, not showering, washing, doing anything with your hair, wearing shit clothes because you don't want your decent stuff to get so covered in mud you have to bin them all equal pretty poor returns with girls, I found anyway! Although to be fair, I wasn't really going for the girls, I didn't fancy getting up to much in a tent covered in mud. I went mostly to have a proper good laugh with my mates and for the music.

Go to Download festival. Everyone there is so fucking wrecked the entire week you could pretty much just go around molesting girls and one of them will fuck you.

I've only been at bigger festivals (+40000) and my experience with festivals is that the girls are aware that you may never see eachother again, so therefore they are quite willing and easy to get with.

The fact that you've never met and maybe never will again, hav also always lowered my fear of rejection, because she's just one out of thousands of other hot girls at the festival.

Gaming at festivals?

You like hairy, stinky pussies from girls who didn't took a shower in 3 days?


Nah thanks.