Hello everyone,

It's that time of the year when I feel like I should post a bit on the forum so there's more in this forum than "How do I respond", "how to game that girl", "how to recover from this" and "where to go from here" posts.




First of all, I'm not a big fan of routines, patterns and lines as I usually only go with the flow (open with whatever I want, and improvise from there, but I saw something on facebook that could be adapted to pick up! Tried it out a couple of times, and you can use it with text game, online game or in real life.

MrMatt: Hey, what mouse can walk on 2 feet? (Traduction from french, so it may not be the best syntax)

HB: Blah blah blah (Seriously doesn't matter, they usually go: I don't know, what? Etc... )

MrMatt: Mickey Mouse.... Come on, and what duck walks on 2 feet?
(Answering and asking another question in the same text or sentence is quite important since it kind of put the girl in a "disney world" mindset. )

HB: Donald duck?
(She may not always answer that, but if she do, this will be great! )

MrMatt: All duck walks on 2 feet... Come on, I thought you were better than that HB!



If it works, you'll get a huge reaction! And even if she's smart and says "all of them" or something similar, well you still opened... and the point of an opener is to actually start a conversation! So STFU, you're in

At that point, it's really easy to get the conversation going. I.e "well you know, you can't be sexy AND smart, you know" or "Wow, maybe you're smarter than I thought! Sexy and smart! not bad.. "

Have fun kids! Had some fun with it and I hope you will as well!

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

ehhhh idk hahahah. Im not gonna use this one because I think its stupid. This shit works on drunk chicks though...

I really like this one! But I wouldn't use it as an opener, I would use it later in the conversation.

just lame.

First of, if you are going to hate on something, at least you could give constructive feedback. Maybe tell us why do you think it's lame? What would YOU do?

If not, you don't need to answer my posts anymore. Thank you.


That being said, you guys have to know that I'm a big fan of simple openers. "sketchy lines" and scripted openers are usually awful and I think that it's best to open with something simple like "hey".

However, I do like to spice up things here and then! So I use "BS openers" or a really sketchy/creepy opener that makes me crack up. Funny thing? It usually works well since even I don't take it seriously (In fact, I have a hard time not laughing while saying these lines".

This opener, is basically one of these. It's nothing serious! Guys, just relax, stop being so serious about everything and have fun, that alone will attract girl!

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

hey for sure i gonna throw this up in conversation.. That was a really good one dude, i thank you for it

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so hard

with some facebook experience under my belt, i defiantly see this one working

will give it a shot for sure

do you recommend using it on HBs i never contacted?

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Opener, mid-game, right before f-closing, or even after!

At a family reunion on your grand parents?

It doesn't matter!

This is only a funny little joke that can possibly be adapted to pick up. You did a great job adapting it to your game! Glad it worked for you!

MrMatt

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist