I go to a 24 hour fitness. I'm on the back row of 2 rows of stair masters. this hb9 gets on the one right in front of me wearing spandex pants and sports bra... im like omggggggggggg

next time i see her or another hb which this gym has full of hotties. please let me know if this opener would get me kicked out of the gym.

hb walks onto stair master in front of me

i get off mine and go onto one next to her

me: motion to get rid of ear pieces and get attention
me: what the hell do you think you are doing?
her: what?!
me: I'm trying to enjoy the shitty television on the tv i can't even hear while im doing my workout as a straight man and you have to do this to me
her: confused
me: you go to a gym. wear full spandex pants. and this top. and use the stairmaster like this (immitate her in an exxagerated and hilarious way)
me: what you are doing is dangerous. if you were using the stairmaster on a sidewalk every guy would get in an accident from looking away from the road.
me: i'm doing this is a favor for mankind please control your phenominal ass. with great power comes great responsibilities.

transition from that

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Hey man! I´m not very experienced in this kind of situations but from my point of view your opener goes wrong from the very beginning, as you know you should never approach a girl from behind. Second, the fact that you try to explain why you want her to move is kind of a DLV to me. And for last, if she is an HB 9 she is obviously aware of that and that is exactly why she wears those clothes, so I think If you tell her how perfect her ass is for her you will only be another AFC trying to hit on her.

I know I´m being very critical but this is just my point of view don´t take it personal.

Good luck!

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don't holdback the negative feedback cas i need to know.

I would argue though that the fact that its hilarious and direct would be a dhv not a dlv

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Yeah my bad you´re right on that one, it makes you the cocky-funny guy. but I still think you shouldn´t compliment her in that way and make her feel very special above the rest, perhaps if she was an HB8 or lower it would be fine, but being an HB9 that may turn against your game don´t you think?

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i'm not an expert pua i still struggle with the aa on basic approaches so i would hold off on doing it untill i get more experience but i would open with that and try to qualify her on other traits after that.

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Good luck man! It might just work but you must show yourself extremely confident and don´t be intimidated by her looks. and remember some negs are always useful when playing an HB

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