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Well done.

OK Cap'n Jack... I used your "fucking bored" opener twice today.

1st - went to the beach. I don't usually open sets there, I don't like to shit where I eat, and I go there ALL the time to swim - not hunt drama issues... Anyhow, it's Memorial Day weekend - beach was pretty packed. I saw a 3-set where 2 were potential targets, one was married... As they went in the surf a couple of yards, I got my fins (I swim offshore about 200 yards, easier when you're past the surf), and headed out. One gave great eye contact, I winked at her and started swimming out to put my fins on before attacking the surf. On the way in (20 minutes or so later) I saw them sitting at the shoreline just watching the ocean, and talking... I angled my approach to where I'd be right by them as I was getting out of the water... and then it hit me to try.

me: ya'll should swim out with me next time... it's awesome today!
married chick: I'm not going out there, it's too rough.
me: That's why I said 'out there', past the surf.... where it's calm... [sarcastic smile]
(fluff over sharks)
Then I said:; But you look so fucking bored.
Tgt 1: What?!
me: I said you look fucking bored. Absolutely fucking bored. I was suggesting we improve that.
Tgt 2: Did you just say 'fucking' bored?
me: Yes. I think the word 'fuck' is a highly versatile word. In adjectaval form, it just fits here (Then I go into an abridged version of Travolta in From Paris With Love talking about the word FUCK).
-- they had the WTF look on their faces --
Tgt1: Are you a teacher?
me: Nope, I'm just a guy who knows how to have a good time, and wanted to cure you of your fucking broedom... (smiles all teh way around, took Tgt1 out with me and let her use the fins... I put them on her feet [kino]).

Number closed, she's texted me, and we're meeting at the beach again in the morning. She's in from out of town "has a boyfriend", but oddly, his name never came up when we made plans to meet tomorrow at the beach... Gained compliance to ensure ZERO friend zone via text. Told her if she drowned tomorrow I might not give her mouth-to-mouth, that I'd require practice. She said "if you play your cards right, maybe".... I responded with "I never said I'd practice with YOU... just that I needed practice - Aren't you cute!

...

Then went to the grocery store... Thought I saw a few IOIs from a chick shopping, and finally got in line behind her and started a set in line. As I put my stuff at the register behind hers... I said Are you ok?

her: Am I OK?
me: Well, you just look fucking bored....
her: Bored? No, not bored. Annoyed.
me: What's annoyed you?
her: Right now - this conversation.
me: That's your problem. You're so fucking bored you're annoyed. We've come full circle.

She rolled her eyes and turned the fuck around. I knew I was crashing before I even said it...but it was like a freight train - I couldn't stop it, the words just spilled out.

So ....

I'm 50/50 statistically speaking thus far - with a caveat - if you don't feel it, don't say it... but if you're already in a great frame, it's a dynamic opener. Discussing the intracasies of the word FUCK right behind it allows you to completely storm through the comfort level. Analysing it to myself, the second time was all my fault. I wasn't feeling the direct approach, and said 'fuck it',I'll just caveman the bitch and get the story! The first time - I put them in a place where they never thought I was picking them up. What man uses the word FUCK that quickly! Shock factor overrode ASD. Further, by dissecting the word in a grammatical sense, I've shown I'm also intelligent enough to carry on an intellectual conversation...and by where I was, and the fact I'm the only dude that swims out with the surfers... I DHVd myself by circumstance.

OK. I did it, I want to hear from others. Seriously, let's see the birth of an opener in the hardcore sense. Show me your stories - I'm calling you all out.

So does it work? Well, I'm getting laid from this opener. Thanks Cap'n! Heh heh heh.... Fucking awesome (I said "fuck" again! ) But seriously, it's 100% in the approach as far as I can see. First time felt natural, the second - it felt oddly funny. The cashier laughed, too. He said she looked fucking bored as well...

RR

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Since the word fuck in the vernacular is considered very vulgar in my social context, I'll try to tone it down and field test this shit a few hours from now.

Maybe a, "You looked bored from fucking last night" sounds a bit more conservative. If I would translate that, it would be something like, "Mukhang banas na banas ka sa pakikipagkantutan mo kagabi, ah."

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HH, Yeah, I can see where that'd be an issue...

For me, I fucking love that word.

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

I love how fucking direct you are. Amazing.

Please feel free to post any shock-opener experiences if you all have any. Personally I never go in or TRY to be shocking...it just depends on my state and if I'm congruent to it. One thing I do is not try to force a conversation.

Enjoyed my weekend companion... LOL.

Damn. She spent one night, but I was with her and her friends pretty much all weekend. No more opportunities to use the opener.

I'm fucking beat .... But, they come down every Memorial Day to visit family in the area - so I've got a yearly fuckfest to look forward to. All started on "You look absolutely Fucking Bored" ... Too funny.

I did pull a number from a cashier at my grocery store today... I had chatted a sec with her (lot's of veggies she had to weigh... ), she flirted back, and when I complimented her ear lobes... her grin widened (acceptance).

So, next on the menu for this week: I'll start with a light appetizer then have the Single MILF with a side of engaged FWB ....and a dessert to be named later ...


RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

Although I have never really had a girl tell me to fuck off, as I usually always approach in a polite manner. I have some times had chicks be rude instantly, when this happens, I'll usually say something like. My friends said you were probably really stuck up, but I told them there is no way, she looks like a sweet person. I guess they were right" then walk away. Or I'll confront them in a calm demeanor and say "there is no need to be rude. It's unbecoming of a lady. If you're having a bad day, that sucks to be you, but there is no need to try to turn my day into a bad one as well" I'll never let a woman know she's got to me, its a sign of weakness.

Making them feel like a shit bag may just save the next guy from getting offended by her ignorance.

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Sounds to me like you pissed off the mother hen.

Still texting the daughter hen, and that's all that matters to me.

Just fucked the daughter hen last night.


Girl was INCREDIBLY fucking turned on by how I approached her when her mom was there.

Kept yelling "You love fucking me don't you! i fucking loved it when u got me infront of my mom."

"She'd love to know im getting fucked by you, oh god!!"

To be honest...seems like the MOM was also hitting on me (was a MILF)...I'm a bit scared of the direction this is headed in...but whatever.

Tap the mom.

That's shit you can talk about for YEARS.

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

If she says "fuck off" you either fucked up your approach which in this case it sounds like you did.
Or she is a bitch and why would you deal with her anyway?

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