Blasted LMR and nailed a nude model ;)



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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:39 am 
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Since I work a lot and put in crazy hours at the gym, I found that internet gaming is a practical way for me to get girls. I created an account on match.com, but without any text. The goal was to experiment with different types of pics to see what got my page visited and not.

I finally "cracked the code" and now I'm getting tons of flirts, visits etc. even though my profile has no info at all. :)
A little while ago I nailed a decent looking Swedish girl on my way home from work, after knowing her for only a couple of hours. :)

Last weekend I was flirted with by this hot, exotic looking girl. Turns out she was half Norwegian half Turkish. I sent her some mails and she gave me long replies with lots of smilies. I could tell from the number of IOIs I was getting that I was doing this right. ;)
I added her to facebook pretty fast and then saw that she was hot, much hotter than her match profile photos. I also saw that she had written on her wall that she wanted to see a couple of movies that she hadn't gotten around to seeing, so I told her that I also wanted to see one of these movies. Since it was a Sunday and Sundays are good movie days I suggested we could grab a cup of coffee and go to the cinema.
She answered yes, with no hesitation. I had a quick work-out and made up some excuse not to see any of the other girls that wanted to hook up that day, and went to meet her.

I noticed that she was as hot as in the pictures, and very stylish and feminine. The "glamour factor" was really high, and I think a lot of men would be like a deer caught in headlights if they tried approaching her. I was just being a nice outgoing guy though and asked her relevant questions while drinking a coffee. I was alternating negging and complimenting her sleeve tattoo and she laughed at all my jokes. I was definitely doing something right and was building up (even more) confidence.

It turned out that the movie was sold out, though, so we went to TGI Fridays for a milkshake and a chat. We found a sofa and I told her to sit close to me so I could see if she was a perfect match with my arm around her. Turns out that she was! ;)

I actually forgot to game her after that, because she was just so easy to talk with. We had a blast and I completely forgot to kino escalate (I just cuddled with her and flirted naturally). Eventually the place closed and I drove her home and said hi to her cat. :P

She then texted me to thank me for an amazing day and to tell me what a wonderful guy I am. Nice! :)
I hooked up a lunch date with her two days later, while flirting with her via SMS. I had told her I wanted to have a quick lunch with her so I could sneak in a coffee and a kiss before going back to the office. The goal of this date was to get the K-close and build comfort. I did both. ;)

The following day I told her I wanted to drop by to visit her at her work during lunch. We work close to each other. She met me on her way to work and we both went over together. She works at a sex shop by the way! :shock:
So she gave me the tour of all the dildos, sex movies and some crazy ass shit I'm not even going to get into. :P
We then made out among the porno movies, before I went back to the office. :)

I also dropped by on my way back from work to build even more comfort. We had then decided to meet two days later (which is today - Friday) to watch a movie and flirt at her place. ;)

When I got to her place we instantly made out hugged and cuddled a lot. She gave me tons of compliments about everything from my looks, to my personality, to the way I made her entire body tingle etc.
She also told me that when she sent me a text message the other day and I didn't answer for 12 hours it really freaked her out. I was sleeping for about seven of those hours. :P

She then told me that she had a secret. Her secret was that she was one of the most featured nude models in Norway and had been in all the big magazines. She grabbed a stack of mags and showed me. That was crazy hot shit - here I was looking at porno mags and the model was telling me the stories behind the photos while rubbing my back and kissing me. Sweet! :)

There was plenty more kissing and cuddling. I kino escalated and played with her tits and ass. After a while she told me (among other compliments) that she was falling in love with me and really wanted to see me more, but that we weren't going to have sex today. She then giggled and kissed me. I joked around it and showed that I didn't feel any frustration at all. It was all good, and I was calm about it. I wasn't about to fail any shittest....instead I made this motion that I was uncomfortable about 30 minutes later. She asked me if something was wrong and I told her no, but that it would be nice to change position and lay down for a bit. "Too bad that your sofa is too narrow. We could go to your bedroom and just lie down and cuddle for a while". She said OK. :)

While we were in bed she started caressing my body and taking her hand under my shirt. I told her I could take it off and show her a part of my body I told her I really hated. This was a tactical choice, as I noticed she was very insecure about herself as she had put on some pounds after quitting her career in competitive fitness and modeling. So I got my shirt off and showed her a slight hint of love handles I have that I really hate. She told me I look amazing with my shirt off and wanted to play with my muscles. We laughed and joked and I made her feel more comfortable with herself telling her that we all have complexes and I really liked her even with curves. It's true, and she is hot! :)

She went out to turn on some music and set the mood with some candles. I proceeded with taking off my socks and my shorts. She told me "oh, so that's your strategy" while giggling. I asked her what she meant. "You know damn well that you look good naked, so you decided to wear nothing but boxers, huh?" I joked about it, telling her that the difference between wearing denim shorts and boxers is really just a thigh, and that I wasn't going to use my thighs to seduce her. :P
I just negged her, while kissing her and telling her she was silly. :)

While making out she really wanted to play with my shoulders, back, chest etc, and while I was lying on top of her she could feel my boner. Its pretty big (about 8 inches and thick) and I noticed that she liked it, but decided not to touch it.
I played with her tits and licked them a bit, made her moan as I toucher her body and tried playing with her clit a few times. She let me do it for a while, then pushed me away saying it was "scary good".

I respected it...for a while, then went back. ;)

After a while she told me she was really horny, but didn't want sex. I told her "sure", and kept going. We giggled and flirted about it so it didn't get weird. At one point she was about to lose control over her feelings, so she quickly rolled over on her belly while moaning with pleasure. I grabbed her ass (which she had no problems with) and then stuck my finger between her legs from behind and stroked her pussy nice and good. She was wet as hell and started moaning loudly. I played with the outside for a while, then dug my hand in between her legs and fingered her from behind. ;)

She got on her back and pulled off her pants. I licked her, and I know I kick ass at pussy licking, so now I knew I was heading for the end zone. I massaged the G-spot and licked her until it sounded like she was about to come, then took out my rocket launcher and gave her a pounding. ;)
She was awesome in bed and could give a BJ and ride a man like a superstar! She is also a squirter. ;)

I felt I learned a lot about gaming in general and blasting LMR in particular and had a great time too. Life is good! :D


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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:43 am 
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Fucking A bro. That was some wicked game. ;)

I totally dig the whole "natural" gaming you did. Just goes to show that if you have fun, are care free and just flirty, then that's all you really need.

Definitely one of THE BEST reports I've read.

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Nice one 8)

Any pics of this nude model? She would have to be on the internet :wink:

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Sick report man! Although, mind going more in depth on how u blew the LMR away? I see you went from the sofa to the bed, and starting Kino escalating a little more and then done deal??

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:27 pm 
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I've always been doing Now/Never game (1 night stand) because of GF. But now I realize how many opportunities I've missed not following up my numbers. Good report man, Thanks for sharing :D

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I actually forgot to game her after that, because she was just so easy to talk with. We had a blast and I completely forgot to kino escalate (I just cuddled with her and flirted naturally). Eventually the place closed and I drove her home and said hi to her cat. :P

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Thats the point of game... Nicely done!


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Haha you know its a successful lay report when there are so many smileys littered liberally throughout it.

Well written though, thanks!


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Nice, a model? Im jelly bro 8)


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Sick report man! Although, mind going more in depth on how u blew the LMR away? I see you went from the sofa to the bed, and starting Kino escalating a little more and then done deal??

Thanks man
It was a bit of "back and forth", actually. I would escalate, and when I got my hands down her pants and started squeezing her ass, she would laugh and pull away telling me we weren't going to have sex. I just laughed, looked her in the eyes and said "I know, sweetie, I just get a bit carried away, don't worry". Then I would repeat.

When in bed I did this until she was breathing so heavily I knew she wouldn't be able to resist if I snuck a finger in between her legs. I was right. ;)


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The first Lay Report I've read, and it's a doozie!

Good game.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:39 am 
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Niceeee. You mention in the beginning of your post that you "cracked the code" for your Match picture; can you please elaborate on that?


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This story lacks any academic content that would tell us how you did in fact get this woman...

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