I started to get sexually active just recently and I have 2 questions that bother me:

1. when a girl asks you to cum outside, what is the apropriate way? do you cum on her face/belly/other?

2. kinda related to the previos question. how do you keep your sheets clean?

thanks!

oh my. lol. what an amusing post.
1- whatever you/she likes
2- it's called washing.

Cum on her tits/stomach if in missionary. If doggy cum on her back. tell her to stay put, then go grab some tissue. Either wipe it off her yourself or get her to do it.

Note: If she lets you cum in her mouth, that is always the best way to solve all problems.

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Seduce their mind and the rest will follow.

Assuming you aren't using a condom, just ask her where she wants it. It's good to have constant communication during sex: do this, don't do that, I like it when you do this, do you like it when I do that... Etc. Just be open and playful. Ask her where she wants it. If no answer, just pull out and blow.

As for your 2nd question: have 2 or more sets of sheets. Is she a squirter? Better get some plastic then.

Its impossible to not get pussy sauce/snail trails on the bed. Usually notice next morning it'll dry and turn white on the sheets.

U dont want to stain your sheets dont fuck on your bed!

Make it her problem...

Seriously... if you have the adventurous side... TELL her.

"Hey, if we're keeping track, you're up on me like 3 orgasms to none. So - it's your turn. Make me cum."

If she asks how - tell her "that's up to you".

Then enjoy.

Don't make it an issue. Sex is fun. Laugh, joke, and fuck like a champion!

Also, sheets wash. If she's a squirter - fuck her at her place or a hotel if you're not into laundry. LOL I am a clean freak - almost OCD. But that also works for me. It's routine to hear a chick tell me my townhouse is cleaner than her home... Frankly, it's a DHV I didn't even have to work on.



RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

thanks!

the first qustion kinda answered the second one for me..

WTF?

This might possibly be the best post I have ever read on here!!! Bravo!!!

Now, tear that girl up!

Peace...

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All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

Cumming Outside Instructions

• 1. Remove dick from pussy.
  
  2. Open window.
  
  3. Shoot load at the lawn below so crab grass grows greener.

Keeping Sheets Clean PUA Routine

• 1. Get girl out of bed.
  
  2. Politely ask girl to remove sheets.
  
  3. Politely ask girl to soak sheets in water with disinfectant for some 5 to 10 minutes.
  
  4. Instruct girl to rinse and place sheets in washing machine with detergent.
  
  5. Let girl wash and dry sheets.
  
  6. Buy girl a drink or ice cream. Reward good behavior.

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Approach. Open. Escalate. Isolate

Here are my two essential rules on texting that will save you tons of time and money:

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usually I get girls to clean my house.
I often say "well... I supposed you could come by my house... but it's a mess maybe another time" they always offer to help to clean it ^^
housewifes ftw lol

So, to be politically correct, is the OP suggesting we no longer call women "women"... but "cum dumpsters"?

I don't think that'll be too popular with the ladies...

Just sayin'

RR

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.

If she says outside, I usually say "I'm not about to cum" and cum in her anyways. Lol...man one girl got so pissed off hahaha. She wanted to swallow it. She was like "We're never fucking again!!"

Next day....lol