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Did seven approaches at a club last night but no banana:
2.
A short chick with fairly big tits was in front of me, momentarily by herself. I went up to her:
Me: Hey, how's it going?
Her: Good.
Me: I'm going to be honest with you, you're very sexy and I want to get to know you tonight.
Her: I've got a boyfriend.
Me: You can have 1,000 boyfriends but I will never apologize for what I want.
Her: [laughs] How old are you?
Me: [being honest] 28.
Her: You're old enough to be my Mum (I don't think that was right, but instead of telling her that her maths was wrong I went for the defensive).
Me: I've got experience.
I felt I got the closest to success with approach number two. Maybe I should have lied about my age and said I was 22 or something.
Your reply should have been "Im old enough" That would destroy her bitch shield..