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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:23 am 
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AFC's, RAFC's, PUA's and MPUA's.

I present you.

This.

Funny.

Online opener.



Like many others, I often like to fuck around with people on the internet. So the other day, I decided to fuck with some of my facebook friends! Male, female, close friend, people I never talked to, didn't matter!

That being said, I had a ton of fun using this opener, but after a few minutes, I realized that I was actually picking up girls and ended up getting two numbers and set up a date this weekend from it!






The opener basically goes like this:

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Hey, look at this! thought you'd want to see, this made me crack up!
http://puu.sh/kCf7

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And then, you wait. Basically, I was doing it for the fun but most girls will strongly react to it and you may already know that whenever you get strong emotion going (positive or negative), you're doing good.

They were mostly answering by: OMG! I freaked out ahah! I HATE YOU! I won't trust you anymore!



At that point, I just had to tell them that I'd get their trust back or whatever, then chat a bit with them, number and/or set up a date.


Plain simple,

Entertaining,

And even if it doesn't work,

You'll have a blast doing it :twisted:




That's it guys, been a while since I last posted so I figured I'd write a small post!

Checkez

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:40 am 
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dam dude you got me... good thing i opened it in a new tab lol... will have to try.


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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:29 am 
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Too funny! It got me, jumped a little, totally not expecting it. I'll give it a go!


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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:42 am 
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This is quite funny haha, although I'm not too sure how well the girls I know would react to it! Worth a shot.


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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:56 am 
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Just make sure she's not epileptic...:shock:

She has nice teeth tho. HB8.


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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 1:14 pm 
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Thats NOT funny! you hear stories of people getting heart attacks from shit like that! Unless you can prove otherwise i don't think shock tactics are best online!


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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 2:03 pm 
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I did it to some ug on cupid. She got really pissed off. lol


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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 6:04 pm 
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the link also look very suspicious to people who dont know you. :) just saying

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 7:23 pm 
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I was shaking on my ceiling for 5 minutes.. Volume 100% :lol:

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