Here's an exchange that occurred between myself and my Oneitis recently who tried to friendzone me. bear in mind this was before i knew anything about 'game'. if i knew then what i know now things might have been different.:
Me: We could meet up after work.
Her: You can join me and ***** for lunch tomorrow.
Me: How am I supposed to jump you with your bodyguard around?
Her: Lol. You are funny.
Me: How about if I promise to keep my hands to myself and not molest you in any way we go to lunch without the chaperone.
Or:
Her: Have a great weekend. Sorry about my bulging comment earlier.
Me: No you're not you dirty cow.

Her: Lol. You know butter wouldn't melt.
Me: Really? That's a shame.
Her: Not really. We work together and I don't want to give you a bad impression. At least not until next friday. lol.
Or:
Me: I will take my punishment like a man.
Her: I will have to think of something good then.
Me: I'm going to hold you to that.
Her: Watch this space.
Or:
Me: I'm dumping you.
Her: really? Oh no. Tell me why or it'll just eat me up inside.
Me: I've been hearing rumours.
Her: What rumours?
Me: That you're seeing someone else.
Her: No. You're the only for me.
Me: Good. Otherwise you'd be in trouble.
Her: What would you do?
Me: I would show you what you're missing.
Her: I think you can tell me.
Me: It would be more effective showing you rather than telling you.
Her: What would you show me?
Me: I'll show you the next time we are working late together.
Her: Alright then.
Me: Don't forget your toothbrush.
Her: Boy would you be in trouble if i thought you were serious.
Me: What? I would just show you how to brush your teeth properly.
Her: Trouble in a good way.
Me: Cool. Don't forget your toothbrush.
