You and your target are gonna laugh so hard at this.
Just let your target in on it before you do it.

Not extensively field tested.


me: "hey check this out."
HB: "sure."
me: "waiter!"
waiter: " what would you like."
me: "Can you get me (with a straight face!!) a diet water please?"
waiter: "diet water?? what's diet water?"
me: "You don't have diet water!!! What kind of place is this. Oh well, no big deal. Thanks anyway."

Than crack the fuck up with the HB

It could also go like this

me: "Diet water please."
2 minutes later
waiter: "here sir."
me: "What's this? that's not diet water!"

It's hilarious! Hope you guys like it.

P.s also good with restaurants. Maybe you can get something free for it if you ask for the manager.

-Voyrin.

This would work if it was actually funny...

Thanks for being nice.

I agree this probably isn't the best routine but it does convey value through being playful. Keep in mind that just because she's laughing doesn't necessarily mean the materials funny, just that she's into you.

Your on the right track though, almost anything playful will get you laid.

thats seriously the least funny thing ive heard in the last year

Terribly unfunny. But good effort! This was like a diet pick-up line. A pick up line thats empty.

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"That shit cray"

-Hit me up with some Reps if anything I say has helped! Much love.

Guys guys guys!! I respect your honesty, I really do.

I forgot to mention I'm still a teenager and girls my age find this shit funny.
It bugs me to think that someday I'm going to be like you guys... lame.

Hopefully the child in me lives on. Peace out and respect.

-Voyrin.