Hey, guys. Here's the lowdown.

I had a one-itis with this one girl a few days ago. Then after I found this PUA stuff, I knew what I had and went all crazy on her ass.

The orbiting and the mental masturbation stopped. Then I found out a few days ago that she had broken up with her so called 'boyfriend' and texted her.

She obviously replied and straight away, we got into this hoop game.

My first txt: hey are u still mad at me?

After that, she texted me the next day. With a new number. This what went down.

Bitch: Are you nightblade?
Nightblade: hey hey hey. Who's thiz?
Bitch: I changed my number mr. Nightblade. Don't u remember me?
Nightblade: That depends on whether you are important enough to be remembered.
Bitch: No. I'm not.
Nightblade: So why are you here?
Bitch: Sorry. Sorry. I probably got a wrong number. Ok?
Nightblade: Bye bye.

What should I try to do here? Should I try to recover this set? But most important question of all, where the hell did I slip up in this convo?

She slipped, you didn't. Why are you calling her a bitch if you want her? Text her to hang out sometime. Act like nothing happened.

Thanx. Still hate the LJBF speech mate. I'm a fucking walking explosive. I blow up everywhere I go.

Anyway, second part of convo:

Nightblade: hey,who are you seriously?

Gal: wrong number,sorry 'bout that.

Nightblade: how in god's name did you know my name then? (this part's a rough translation. It's hard to get this to English from my language)

Gal: hmm.. God probably knew. I didn't.(again,bare with me)

Nightblade: That must mean you're god. Dude, I need one thing from you,man. A million dollars. I wanna take my ex with me for a trip around the world.

Gal: No. I ain't god. And I ain't giving you any money.

Nightblade: so, you some kind of god-whisperer or something? U know, someone who gets stuff by speaking with god and shit?

And beep-no answer. Dude? Is this a lost case?

Why have any interest in someone who treats you like that?

You're right man. You're definitely right.

You've got a nice cocky and funny attitude but being attractive should involve a mixture of interest and disinterest...I'm not seeing any interest in the messages you sent.

Also, re-reading your texts, you're too cold and not playful enough. For example, when you say "why are you here" use or ;-p to show you're just being playful.

Don't forget cocky isn't enough, you need to be funny at the same time! If she thinks you're just insulting her you might not get anywhere.

You're making the interactions too much about her and not you.

"Who are you? How did you know my name?" Etc.

Would an alpha give a shit about this?

During the beginning of the interaction you messed up. "Nightblade: That depends on whether you are important enough to be remembered." Why would you say this? This a douche move. You came off as an insecure man who tries to act like he has so many big things going on in his life that he can't remember a girl he met x days ago. In reality, the man who really does have so many big things going on in his life would be a gentlemen about not remembering her if he didn't actually remember her. For example..

Bitch: I changed my number mr. Nightblade. Don't u remember me?
Nightblade: Vegas, LA, and more! These past few days have been crazy! Give me a hint

I feel like you've read the classic "Nice guys finish last" and are taking things to an extreme. She even gave you another chance by saying...

Bitch: Sorry. Sorry. I probably got a wrong number. Ok?

and you said bye bye? Tsk tsk. Bro, you should've recovered with something like...

Nightblade: Haha gotch u! How could I forget about [insert bitches name]

Then you texted her later and asid

Nightblade: hey,who are you seriously?

This has neediness written all over it. First you have this "IDK you. Goodbye" frame and then you want to know who she is? Your true colors have been shown.

Don't look at it as a failure though. You're going to learn from this, and will be better texting the next chick.

Damnit! I knew it. I just had that gut feeling telling me that shit was way outta line. Thanx for pointing this out man. Well,what to do but live and learn right?

And there definitely was attraction @ the beginning and I killed it with the cocky-funnyless,right..
dudes... Anyway this coulda gone any better?

You're acting like a chick, she was showing IOIs and you acted too aloof probably was only semi interested and then you killed it rather than ran with it.

Still AFC bud. But I'm learning. Oh,am I learning.....