The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:40 am 
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Its been said more than once but i had to sign up just to say this thread is absolute gold. Im 23 and personally i always thought of myself as a natural ive never had problems talking to girls but i might add i was brought up by only my mum so maybe has helped me find it easier get along speaking with women naturally, but yh anyway at the same time seriously i dont have anywhere near as much 'game' as probably most of the people on here... on the spot if i tried to pull off even a few easy ones but any of the silly magic tricks or crazy long-winded routines ive read on other posts (although i recognise the benefits once mastered to perfection) i still think would i crumble to pieces. Ultimately i dont give a shit what anyone thinks of me anyway girls boys whatever. You just need to be (or atleast act) confident and funny, at the end of of the day whats the worst that can happen, she says NO.... maybe you even get left embarassed for a short while.... get over it, be a man, embrace it, learn from your mistake and move on.. Simples!!! i find it funny anyway ive got a mate i ring up an tell about awkward embarrassing or funny situations such as getting blown out ha

anyway jay u got it spot on, respect

Gonna have to leave you with something aint i.....

ive rinsed this one now ha, bt one for the brown boi's to use on white girls ;)

ME: what are you?
HB: what :/
ME: what are you?
HB: *looking confused* what do you mean what am i ?
ME: as in are you full english or what...where did your come parents from?

its just to get the convo on race/religion really

HB: blah blah *try show a bit of interest*
ME: cool... you got any brown in ya??? *smiling and keeping strong eyecontact*
HB: *shocked bt giggling* whattt???
ME: have.. you.. got any brown in ya???
HB: .... obviously not!!
ME: Do you want some :p


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let me just say, I read this entire thread today, at work. I couldn't stop myself.

I'll add a routine of mine that has had decent results, would work better with someone with more practice.


Girl- So what do you do for a living?
Shine- (teasingly) I'm sorry, but you'll have to work a bit for that answer. . .

(later, usually it comes up again)

Girl- So, can you tell me what you do for a living now?
Shine- (a bit thoughtfully, smiling a bit during the pauses) . . .What I do for a living, is I /Live/. (slight pause) I am not where I work, I am not what I drive, I am not the things I own. I am who I am, and I /live/. . .

(its obvious it takes inspiration from Tyler Durden's speech in Fight Club. The first time it just came out, since then I've used it maybe once more. The interesting part is that she will accept the deep answer, and totally miss the fact that I didn't answer her real question at all)

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THE GIRL IS GONNA THINK YOU ARE WEIRD!


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have you ever tried this one?
when you see a good looking girl with her boyfriend, walk up to him and tell him his sister is hot. He will tell her what you said and she will smile at you. its a good one to use if you think she is (like every woman) looking for someone better.
find her with out him later and go for a close.
dude, if you said that to me you would get punched in the face. if you caught me in a good mood the answer is, "she is my girl, not my sister" and give you a look that make you shit your panties.

if it really were my sister, you would get punched even harder. where do you come from, man?

i would be careful with that one unless all the guys in your locality are major douches.


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jay, keep it up! creative and very useful.


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I ran this line a while ago and it worked ;)

ME: Hey you know what, you're different... (pause) You have a nice vibe, great smile, great attitude, Gorgeous face and you're good at fashion and everything about you seems to be so perfect. :)

HB: Wow! really thanks!

ME: Yah! you should be featured on National Geographic Channel :wink:


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I read this: that if you ask one to think about a number between 1 - 10 its often 7.
I tryied this out and 80% i was wrong they did not think about 7.

So i Modefied it a litle.

Me: Think about a number betwen 1-7, know i mean 1 - 10

Be fast here to say 1-7 and then change almost so she dont hear.

Me: Is that number 7.
She: YES how did you know

this have been working 100% so far.


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have you ever tried this one?
when you see a good looking girl with her boyfriend, walk up to him and tell him his sister is hot. He will tell her what you said and she will smile at you. its a good one to use if you think she is (like every woman) looking for someone better.
find her with out him later and go for a close.
dude, if you said that to me you would get punched in the face. if you caught me in a good mood the answer is, "she is my girl, not my sister" and give you a look that make you shit your panties.

if it really were my sister, you would get punched even harder. where do you come from, man?

i would be careful with that one unless all the guys in your locality are major douches.


666man...

Whats w all the negitivity? Im sure your girlfriend would love to see you behind bars after u act all alpha and macho and knock some guys lights out. Classy. Its guy who do this stuff or say this stuff that is the problem. Be humble... sure u might not agree w his post... but like your mother has always told you... if you dont have anything nice to say.... DONT say anything at all.

A REAL ALPHA male doesnt get in fights or trys to pick them. He is secure w himself and his situation... no matter what someone says about his GF... he doesnt get rattled by anything... and he is mentally tougher then he is physcially.

Thats a real alpha... thats a real man... and that is REAL toughness.... not how much u can bench @ the gym.

Wish u both the best in the future.... stay positive... not negitive.

Duke


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This stuff is legendary, thx man!


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This post serie is just awesome! You could make a pocket book out of it :)


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this game is great, it earns me 2 kisses in a row and the set loves it so much. can get a lot of BT right away!


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What to say to take her home:

(Note: Say this when after the kiss close, and after the hook point...I will admit that it is a bit forward)

"I'm having a lot of fun. I think we should get lunch tomorrow." - You
"Yea, absolutely." - Her
"Well, what time do you think we'll wake up?" (smile) - You

(This is great because it makes the implication without blatantly stating your intentions. Even if she doesn't want to go home with you, it still gives you an out. For example, if she denies, you could respond with, "I meant what time am I picking you up?...Haha, you thought I was that easy?")
This is one is GOOD.


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been through the 35 pages....

as all the others i can also only say: well done!!!
although i'm quite new, this sure will improve my game!


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Good stuff!

Try this:
Hey, let me teach you some Spanish! - You
Ummm, OK...HB
Repeat after me, Esso Si Keh Ess! - You (Pronounced S O C K S)
Repeats - HB
Silence - You
What does it mean - HB
Means SOCKS! - You

Will get a laugh! Works especially well with Latina chicks!
i.e. - Hey, what does this mean "S O C K S"? She will have no clue, then tell her!

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PUA: Wanna see a magic ?

HB: Sure

PUA: Give me your hand/hands

HB: Okey /gives/

PUA: Talk something whole diffrent... or just chat

HB: Hey ! where is the magic ?

PUA: What magic ? ohh.... that ? I just wanted to hold your hand...
but your hands are sweaty/cold/not like I expected .... then throw
away her hand

HB: HAHA... damn you.

Additional

PUA: Okey... this time for real. give me your hands ,I swear OR I swear
on my GF's name.

HB: gives her hand (big ioi)

Pua: haha your so cute... I could talk you in everything... does your friends call
you innocent-hb ? by the way I have candies in my VAN :lol:


Field tested... works like a charm

Credit : I'm not sure I made it up or read it from somewhere.

also sorry bout my english :lol:
I actually really like this one but I'd like to see what you guys think of this alternative:

PUA: Wanna see a magic ?
HB: Sure
PUA: Give me your hand/hands
HB: Okey /gives/
PUA: Talk about something else while playing with her hand, rubbing her hand against your cheek, putting her hand at the back of your neck etc.
HB: Hey! Where is the magic ?
PUA: That was it, did you not feel the magic between us? It was like lightning, I'm sure people could see sparks flying even from outside/wherever. Phew, I think I need a break now bla bla

Thoughts? I'm pretty sure something like this will work well in my type of game but it could most likely be improved.

Last weekend I walked up to a girl with long straight hair, 30 secs into it I did this one (made up on the spot but think I'll do it again tonight) :

Me: You know you look nice with your hair down like that.. *put both hands into her hair behind her ears, pull hair upwards and make some fancy hairdo*. But now you look sexy.

Worked well, the hair thing escalated into serious kinkiness that night. 1/1 so far. Later she said she must've been mad to let a stranger play with her like that, and that I totally caught her off guard, so I guess full on confidence is needed.


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