THE MASTER COLLECTION OF SEX TIPS/TICS AND INSPIRATION!

Let's make a master collection of sexual tips/trics and inspiration. There is no forum that has members with more sexual experience than this one! I see many guys asking for help about their unfulfilling sexlives. So let's have some sextalk and make it funny, inspirational, dirty and graphical!!

HOW DO YOU ROLL?

Some subtopics
- Foreplay
- Resistance
- Kissing
- Her pressure points
- Her orgasm
- Multiple orgasms
- Squirting
- Dirty talk
- A girls fantasy
- Positions
- Cave manning
- Massaging
- Rythm and timing
- Oral
- Anal
- Toys
- ..........

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA[/youtube]

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Sexual Types and Other Bullshit

• 1. Verbal Sex. You just talk about it.
  
  2. Written Sex. You just write about it.
  
  3. Sex Expert with PhD. A guy or girl who studied in a university to master verbal and written sex and is well trained in observing the sexual lives and behaviors of prairie voles while these rodents engage in oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, group sex (otherwise known as orgies), gangbangs (multiple partners versus one main player), and other types of decadent activities including libidinous activities with vibrators, dildos and rodent-customized sex dolls.
  
  4. Sex Addict. A master PUA who purportedly banged approximately 800 women and is hated by woergeens and keyboard jockeys.
  
  5. Metrosexual Penis. A male apparatus with light make up and is potentially crooked or twisted.
  
  6. Gene Simmons. A rock star showcasing his male apparatus with heavy make up, sells anything with his name on it from toothbrushes to pink dildos, and reportedly claims to have banged 2,000 women. See also Oral Sex Master, here: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/tongue.asp .
  
  7. Blowjob Lure. Peanut butter spread that has been field tested on a dog.
  
  8. Best Religious Film of All Time (with sexual content). Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ueo_m69_2fI[/youtube]

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