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If asked how you are ... "I'm flying over the Rockies in a balloon - how do you think I am?"
Disagree with that one. No need to be sarcastic about it.
Her: How are you?
Me: Good thanks
Then change it to something more interesting. Don't need to ask hows she doing.
It all depends on your personality and how it's received.... COntext is a bitch sometimes, I grant you.
Here - I did this exactly with a HB8 from California.
Her: It's been a couple days how r u?
Me: I'm flying over the Rockies in a hot air balloon at the moment, how do you think I am?

Her: Sounds like fun - you should stop by!
Me: WOuld love to, but a jet stream just shot me past Portland....
Her: So close and you won't stop by. You lost MAJOR points Cowboy!
Me: I'm trying to make it go south... Oh Shit, there's Santa! Hi Santa!
Her: What'd he say?
Me: He said I'm on the good list - but you're screwed!
Her: How do I get off the naughty list?
Me: Stick with me baby, I'll get you off.
I'm a smart ass from the word go - I've always been. It's expected from me and never taken seriously...just my personality type I guess.
it's just role play. I can be a smart ass like the next guy. Problem is if that's your frame she'll likely see you as goofy and lose interest. Being smartass is generally an act and one in which people grow tired of very quickly. In reality being a smartass is simply a way to keep people from connecting with you due to your own insecurities towards connecting with others (typically because of a fear of intimacy).