I went to this social site (it's not a dating site), and we exchanged a couple of messages. She said "I never catch you online" I gave her my facebook, and she replied: Aye, aye captain, and added me right away.

Our convy so far:
(me)-now that's what I call a quality surname xD haha!
(her)= haha
:p
inbox is fucking me up, messages aren't delivered on time
-we'll live through that xD
It's stupid though that I don't have mobile face so I cant send messages like I usually did 0:D
=well get it. or you can get that fb 0?:p
Anyway where are you from? age? those sort of things

(we're in the same city)

-oh yeah, a grammar nazi!
=if you're gonna talk to me, you gotta know the grammar :p haha

(two messages about mobile networks)

=and tell me what's your ageee :p

-you'll have to guess the age. You have pictures LOL >D

=20?

(she's guessing)

=ok, I don't wanna try anymore! i don't care, have 30 if you will

-oh thanks b-D

=get out

-this network has prices as understandable as * blogs

=are you on something
I don't understand anything you're talking about

(.....)

=ok, the subject (networks) is dumb, I don't wanna talk about that
:p
wich part of the city are you

-eh, I gotta go
yo're a silly little one xD
:O
you already wanna know my address

wun happen :p:P

=oh God!
oh go if yo must



(..............)

-now that's an attitude

=wanna take me to the altar
haha

-and is there something you're special about
eeeeeasy horsy >:P

=you'll have to ask others about that, I don't know

- I don't even know you're music type that's most important to me :'D

=everything except folk
you have links on my wall, so you be the judge
I also take importance in what people listen to... like

-darn, I only listen to folk

= a fuck it

but I know you're lying honey

- great
ah you're all devilish :''0

= always
but I'm a little goodie actually

-it's all visible
Want me to make your psycho profile? :DD

gtg

=oh God
oh and what's your real name?
(the day after)
-(I say my name) My pleasure
I'm sure you're going to some dance in **** xp

=yes, yes wanna go with me? XD

-yes, but I dance freaky :devil:

=haha, ok! Later on I'll take you to my place for cakes, deal?

-I'm not in element today, but we could really go grab a drink one day. Actually eat something! We handed out 400 meals today
Where, at ****?(where she said her campus is)?


=hahaha, now you even wanna get a drink whith me, ha? Don't know, don't know, we shall se :p

(next day I ask her what her favorite food, she replies she has no clue, then I ask her what food, while she eats it, makes her feel like she is heaven, she replies with haha I don't know! and adds - what sort of dumb question is that)

-excuse me?! dumb question, well we will eat something you love
ok, ckes will satisfy
*cakes

=who said I'm going somewhere with you?

- you! yesterday And asked me in for cakes.
And I'm good so I want you to eat what you like most

=hahah
that was a late april's joke
so there you go
haha :p


-yep, but on a serious note for a sec: no chance anything good will come out if you just keep texting long with someone. Proven

=well we're not texting long

-anything above 3 weeks - chaos

you can also see on that site if you've read
gotta go wash apples
(yeah, ask..)

=I dont understand you anything
but really

(two days pass)

-If I had a penny ... every time someone says that to me
I believe you xD

=hahaha :p
Oh, and if you noticed I deleted you from facebook, no hard feelings.today I deleted a bunch of people with which I'm not that close, meaning I have them on fb just without a reason.

-no hard feelings, I will spank your ass and all good again

=hahaha Eh no! :p

-It's ok I'm gentle B-D
Oh and when you don't do medicine and don't dance on nice music is there something you're special about what you do?

=I drink haha

-It's too short....


=oh screw it :p Well I dont have any hobby. I go out with the girls on coffee, walking, I harass my cat sometimes i have ideas and like to be creative, so I make something out of nothing I collect all sorts of little things that remind me on something

-there there we're advancing! xD
Chocolate wrappings? Broken keychains and bracelets?

=not really, but close :p
and you?


(go out buy stuff, come back after an hour or two)

-I went to a liquor store. Is that good enough to top your paper collecting xD

=hahaha, oh get out you

"Wtf is this" i found myself asking half way through your rediculously long chatlog.

Do you want help getting her to meet up with you? or are you showing off this chatlog?
Just make a TL;DR version, and question il help you out.

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One must be prepared to lose if you wish to succeed.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last

Nothing to show off, really.


I met her on a site.
Talked about what came first on my mind, two days after said she's prolly going dancing later in the evening, she said yes, wanna come with me, later you can come over for cakes. I said I can't do go that day, but we can go for a drink some day.
She said you wanna go for a drink with me now,, hm dont know we'll see.
Next day I asked her whats her favourite food, she said that's a dumb question. And asked what made me think she'll be going out with me. After I reminded her what she said before, she said it was a joke.
I said that nothing comes out of long talking over internet, she said we haven't been talking for long.
Two days later she replies on my message but says she deleted me from friends cuz she's been deleting all people that she's not that good with and has just because on friend list. I told her I'll spank her ass and no hard feelings. She lol'ed and said "eh, no" Keeps on flirting, and asking info about me in return.


Anyway... you cant see her reactions and behavior out of this, and if you have a suggestion in which way to shorten it and still preserve that, I'll do it that way.

Thank you in advance!

what site?

adultfriendfinder.com or thailadyboy.com

It's a social site in my country that existed even before facebook was popular. I'm from EU.

Close the set, and move on - you've already lost.

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Women are like ceramic tile.... if you do the prep work, and lay them properly the first time...you can walk all over them for years to come.