| Long Distance Relationships really suck.
No sex, no intimacy, reduced communication. I really don’t think it can be done for a long time.
However there is this really cool way to make a LDR exciting for some time. It works best when it's for just 1-2 months (a vacation apart, lol) The basic idea is from my first ever GF, she did this when we were apart for about a month, but her ideas were mostly boring so I came up with some more exciting missions. Let’s call it the envelope routine.
The idea is to get 30 little envelopes (or as many as many days you guys are spening apart) and fill them with interesting, exciting things, messages to keep her thinking of you all the time. Also to spark some emotions. Give them to her before she leaves. You have to number these small envelopes from 1-30 (or the number of days there will be) and she is only allowed to open one per day every morning upon waking up. It’s romantic, beta, whatever you call it, but it’s fun also. I’d like to contribute to the community. I’m listing some ideas here, looking for your comments, opinions. You can vary the sexy / beta / funny / etc ration of the overal thing. Please expand! The instructions (if any) are in brackets, followed by the actual messages.
1 ) (explaining the rules, setting frame, you may open with a strong sexual frame also) Hey sweetie. You’ve been away for just one day and I already miss you. I wanna take you to this journey. There will be a new envelope waiting for you every morning. Only open one every morning upon waking up. It’s gonna be exciting. Now let’s wait for tomorrow to open the one for day2. Try to get some sleep also, haha.
2 ) Do you remember the time we were at ___ / doing ___ / having ___? Now I want you to close your eyes for a minute and relive that memory. Which one was it, text me.
3 ) (double envelope, there is a 2nd, smaller one in this one also) As you are already thinking of me, I want you to keep doing this all day. So there will be a surprise wating for you once you open the small evenlope in this one. But only open the small one before going to sleep! (in the 2nd small envelope within this day’s put a picture of you guys together) Surprise! I really like this picture, so take good care of this one. Put it to some place where you can always see it.
4 ) You don’t have to do this mission today but wheneveryou have time for it. I heard that you like shopping, haha. So go out and buy some nice clothes for yourself that you know I would really like on you as well. Don’t tell me about it but make sure you wear it once we meet.
5 ) For today you are gonna need a piece of paper and a pen to carry with you all day. Use it to count how many times you think of me throughout the day. Send me the resoults in a text mssg when you go to sleep.
6 ) Your task for today is not to think of me at all. Just have fun.
7 ) (cut out some random funny pic from a magazine and put it in this envelope) This picture got me laughting so much. I hope you laught the same, haha.
8 ) (put some money in this envelope but not much really, maybe $5 or something) I want you to use this money to buy yourself something that you haven’t bought for some time. I’m not giving you tips, but inform me of what it was.
9 ) "Happiness isn't a goal; it's a by-product." - Eleanor Roosevelt
10 ) Set an alarm on your phone to 14:47. Take a picture of yourself in that moment and post it on my facebook wall.
11 ) I want you so much, by now I must be getting wet dreams.
12 ) Today apply your makeup somewhat differently. Make your hair also differently than usual. Wear something you haven’t worn for a long time.
13 ) (double envelope again, there is a 2nd, smaller one in this one also) There will be a nighttask for you. Wait with opening the 2nd enevelope till you go to bed. (in the 2nd enevelope). I want you to masturbate thinking of me. Make it till orgasm. Three actually.
14 ) Now for today you have to come up with a task for me. Be creative. I’m waiting for your text.
15 ) (this one goes ont he date of the „monthly anniversary”) We are in month X now. Who said I was not good with dates?!
16 ) You have your day off today. Have fun with some friends you have around.
17 ) I miss you
18 ) I guess you will be out tonight. Send me the title of the song you hear at 1am. Set the alarm on your phone for reminder.
19 ) Now I just want you to imagine me kissing your neck from behind. How does it feel?
20 ) "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."- Wayne Gretzky
21 ) Today’s mission is to do something illegal. I know you are always up for trouble so be creative. I don’t wanna see you int he evening news tho, haha.
22 ) It’s been X days now. I want you like crazy. Write me an email today detailing what dirty thing you will do to me once we finally see each other.
23 ) Let’s make the world a lil bit better place today. Collect all the change in your purse and give them to the first homeless guy you see today.
24 ) (get some inside joke here, reminding her of something funny you two share)
25 ) Hey! I need to ask you something that has kept me sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept this in my mind for a while now but I think it's finally time I'll be straight up and just confront you.... I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don't see any other way I could get over this. It wouldn't be fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. I just want your honest opinion... Do you like coke or lemonade? (you can customize this one with an inside joke also) [credit goes to Breaking Bad, I found this one here on the forums]
26 ) (you need to get a piece of napkin or somthing and spray it with your fregrance you wear. Pack it really really good so it would last. once she opens it she has to be able to smell it) Smells good, huh?
27 ) No mission for today. Just wait for tomorrow, its gonna be real fun!
28 ) Sorry, no real fun… You have to wait for the real fun to happen for X more days. (till you see each other again). Than I’m gonna fuck you really hard.
29 ) Think of a dream vacation! Where would you like to go with me?
30 ) 3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're a dork.
31 ) What did you dream last night?
32 ) Yesterday, I didn't forward a chain mail. It said that I could die in 30 days. Check if I’m still alive.
33) When in the shower today, masturbate while thinking of me.
34 ) Cannot wait to see you.
Please add your ideas in the comments below. I'll try to keep updating this and crediting whoever comes up with a good idea. Comments and criticism is also welcomed.
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"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."
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