just texted a girl ive met at a bar last week the alien line.. 20 minutes later her response "im sorry what??" , but thats also probably because she doesnt have my number.. anyway i could rescue this? or should i just keep my frame and keep on busting her balls?

Me: Are you a glass half empty or half full type of person?

Her: My glass is filled to overflowing!

Me: There is no check box for that. I will make a note under special patient conditions.

Her: I am undiagnosable!

Me: That's actually a condition too. By the way, if your glass is full then it may mean that you have no room in your life for new drinks er I mean new experiences.

It kept going, I kept trying to answer from the humorous perspective of a doctor. At some point I was going to actually turn it into a more serious conversation about life but we let the convo die, gonna pick it up again tomorrow.

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When pretending not to care what she thinks becomes really not caring what any of them think...that day I will be a PUA.

gd follow up for aliens text

me:aliens are coming 2 abduct all the gd looking sexy ass ppl! U will be safe, im just texting to say good bye

hb:what

me: im teasing to add a laugh or smile to your day. but laugh soonif the aliens get me i might nt get to make u smile tomorrow

hb:lmfao oh woooow, wyd

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evolve

Good continue on these

Here's one I made up just now and it works great on chicks you just started seeing. Let's say you met her in your workplace or something.

"So I'm thinking of changing your name in my cellphone from "HB workplace" to just "HB". Too soon? "

Pokemon Opener:

Me: A wild *MyName* appears!
HB: Oh god!
Me: *MyName* uses ASK OUT!
HB: X°D When!?
Me: It's super effective!!!

Found this on a website, worked like charm on three girls under 27 years old.

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i love them all

Dude the chances of a girl even having the slightest idea what your talking about are minuscule. That is not going to work lol fuckin pokemon. It's funny but so impractical

Hahahaha

Got some good results with these

Texted 2 new girls and 1 girl I've already slept with. Using pretty much 3 techniques.

Here's how one convo went. (I opened them all the same)

Me: Holy Shit Brittany!
HB: What?
Me: Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye :'(
HB: Oh good one (Fuck her)
Me: You can stop now, seriously
HB: Stop What?
Me: Stop with your shitty attitude
HB: I just have alot on my mind sorry
Me: (Another line from this thread) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old, lonely and depressed. We'll fuck shit up.
HB: lol ummm lemme think...no haha
Me: I didn't want to anyway. Seriously though what's on your mind? I have all the answers
HB--Goes on to talk about how she doesn't know what she wants to do in life and talks about joining the army. This therapy session goes on for about an hour.
Me: Your a strong, powerful woman. I'm sure you will figure it out.
HB: Well thanks
Me:(Stolen from Styles)No problem. That'll be 50 bucks though. I don't hand this shit out for free ya know.
HB:Haha shit. How bout some sex? :p
Me:Do you promise to make it wild, crazy, and on the back of my truck down an old country road? (I live in Kentucky)
HB:Fuck yeah
Me:Well in that case I'll think about it

I would have fucked her tonight, but I'm out of town 9 hours away. One thing I've noticed is that if they're being moody and not talkative sometimes it's best just to be a dickhead. When theyre being a bitch, call them out on it with something like, "Do you act like this with every guy your attracted to?" only had it backfire once.

Anyway good thread. The girls opened really well to the Alien abduction line. Here was my other 2 responses to the opener

HB:Haha OMG that's too funny!! (She responded like 3 hours later and I was in bed at the time

the other

HB:Lol you scared me..thought you were going to say something to me that was bad

We small talked for a minute an I got a shower and dint text back.

Anyway, good opener. Thanks

Nice tips here.

Anyone ever seduced a girl with just body language? I went out this weekend and only by body language we started dancing with each other and got much kino and kissing going. When she needed to go I number closed her and till then I didn't even knew her name..

Anyone has tips for texting someone you hardly spoke too? We only got erotic.

I always use this one at some point, mostly as an opener but found out it works to kick a convo later on aswell:

'It has six letters, the first and the last are the same and it's now putting the biggest smile on your face...'

It goes without saying that most of you don't have a name that starts and ends with the same letter, but I am sure that you're all smart enough to calibrate!

After using the text:
I don't know how your fashionsence is with men, but if you are up for the challenge you can be my personal shopper for the day, payment only in fun, or if u are good maybe an icecream..
This worked great, went out yesterday! (got it of this site somewhere)

Just used the Alien one on the same HB:

Me: Aliens landed on earth to kidnap........blabla
HB: That's because youre great new shoes and shirts...... otherwise you would had have to stay..
Me: I don't think so, they want me naked...?
HB: Laugh, my wrong..... well i hope that the alien woman are cute...
Me: Babe, you know you are the only one for me....
HB:Yes, i know, but if you are being kidnapped..
Me: Just received a message from them, they just want to make a pattern of my ass, they are obviously trying to gain perfection..
Hb: Thankgod! Now you can stay here....

Also i have used this one: (not sure if credit goes to Mystery or Style, i credit them both along with Gambler)
Me: Do you know how to keep something mysterious?
HB: What then?
a few hours later HB: ahhhh... good one..

Didn't answer untill the next day, does drive them crazy!

great stuff!

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Yeahh, well you know, that's just like ehh, you're opinion man!

Pure GOLD
Thanks a lot guys!

Both the:
"Stop" - "What?" - "Stop thinking about me, I know it!" and the
"Sweet dreams..." ... wait... "about me" ... wait... "but not too kinky!"...
helped me a LOT !!!

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"You want answers?!!"
"I want the truth!!"
"You can't HANDLE the truth..!!"

(morning)
Im mad at you. You were such a brat in my dream last night

You can make up whatever dream you want