| sex lines (transition with ''who are you?'' after delivery)
hey, have I had sex with you yet?
hey, haven't we had sex before?
hey, I know this is sort of random, but I just saw your from over there, and thought, man... I want to put a baby in that girl
blow out lines
hey, could you guys lend me a phone, I need to call the police, (wait for them to give phone if they do or don't either thank them for giving them phone or say PLEASE and continue into the next part), I need to get a hold of the boner police, because I just saw you girls and I fucking need to be arrested
hey, could you girls blow me out? (if they ask what that means, say, you know, like reject me, tell me to fuck off)
excuse me, but no one loves me, please reject me
deliver consecutive muscle jokes until blowout or hook, segway with, ohhh, you like that one?, how about this one (even if they don't like that one, all the way until they back turn you, or tell you to fuck off)
-you got your tickets?.... TOOO THE GUN SHOW!! *FLEX*
-hey could you call a plumber?.... MY PIPES ARE CRACKIN!! *FLEX*
-hey did you hear about the terrible baby mixup at the hospital yesturday?... THEY'RE LOOKIN FOR THESE BABIES *FLEX*
-hey did you hear about the big escape at the zoo?... THE PYTHONS HAVE BEEN LET LOOSE!! *FLEX*
random fun openers
just walk up behind a girl and keep crossing behind her, and every time you do, just keep repeating out, I LUV U, I LUV U, I LUV U (do it fast over and over, and don't stop to get her to talk to you, just do it over and over for fun)
hey, girls, let me get your help on something real quick, do you girls like assholes?, oh I see, well I am one, lets be friends *put your hand up for a hi five* (you can segway with this into a routine where you just point out random people and say rude things about them, just ask them if they have ever played the ''look at that person game'', when they say no, say ok, ill start, look at that person, totally looks like he/she is the kind of person who... *then say something rude about him*, then continue saying really rude things about people, and encourage them to join by saying, k, now your turn)
open girls by singing the my humps song, ''what cha gonna do with all dat junk, all dat junk inside your trunk''
just walk up and try to get a high five from a girl, no words allowed besides, hi five
try to open girls by just making eye contact and making a stupid face or winking
highly effective openers
hi
hello
what's up
hey
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