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nayyar.6
 Post subject: Shit test
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:19 am 
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I opened with "Ladies I'm a trash collector, I collect trash for a living."

Shit test: "Are you calling us trash?" or (the alpha female usually says:) "Are you calling me trash?"

My response: "What makes you think I'm trying to collect you? > (snap finger like a black women as if to say "oh no you did not!" and back turn)"

I need a better response please help me.
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 Post subject: Re: Shit test
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:57 pm 
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I opened with "Ladies I'm a trash collector, I collect trash for a living."

Shit test: "Are you calling us trash?" or (the alpha female usually says:) "Are you calling me trash?"

My response: "What makes you think I'm trying to collect you? > (snap finger like a black women as if to say "oh no you did not!" and back turn)"

I need a better response please help me.
Response: I do occasionally find gold when doing the rounds, but have to scrape of the dirt first.
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 Post subject: Re: Shit test
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:06 am 
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I opened with "Ladies I'm a trash collector, I collect trash for a living."

Shit test: "Are you calling us trash?" or (the alpha female usually says:) "Are you calling me trash?"

My response: "What makes you think I'm trying to collect you? > (snap finger like a black women as if to say "oh no you did not!" and back turn)"

I need a better response please help me.
Response: I do occasionally find gold when doing the rounds, but have to scrape of the dirt first.
Thanks!
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nayyar.6
 Post subject: Shit Test
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:43 pm 
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A: "And do you know why women equate sex with love in their minds?" (Run a routine on her about evolutionary psychology behind why sex = love for women)

ST: Why are you wearing a cowboy hat? (I'm east Indian in ethnicity)

ST: Why are you carrying around a stuffed animal?
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a couple i got recently

her; do you think im fat?

her: you dont like me anymore do you

her: you weird

call her asking to hangout..
her; are you begging?
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ST: " Do I honestly seem like the kind of girl who will just give her number out to some guy I just met? Just askin."
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Shit Test: "Have you been using sun beds?"
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Shit Test: "Have you been using sun beds?"

Response:Yeahh, Looks good doesn't it, Do you Live on sun beds? Looks asif You've been Tangoed!

Probably the worst response possibly but i'm a newbie......
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Shit test last night: can you go and get my pizza slice(she had a pizza after the club) or some shit like that...

me: i froze and pretended she was not talking to me, told my wing, you go ahead, he did the same thing...

looking back i should have said like style: you are on your own kid...

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Shit test last night: can you go and get my pizza slice(she had a pizza after the club) or some shit like that...
A: can you go and do my laundry?
seriously an awesome answer posted earlier in the thread

Q: (continuing this conversation) what's that supposed to mean?
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Shit test last night: can you go and get my pizza slice(she had a pizza after the club) or some shit like that...

A: can you go and do my laundry?
seriously an awesome answer posted earlier in the thread

Q: (continuing this conversation) what's that supposed to mean?[/quote]

A: It means we're going to have a good time tonight
I'm Valor, and you are...

I'm not really satisfied with this answer, it doesn't seem to click
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"what's that supposed to mean?" is not a shit-test and is entirely context dependent anyway, so I'm skipping it and going back to the previous (unanswered) ST...
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ST: " Do I honestly seem like the kind of girl who will just give her number out to some guy I just met? Just askin."
A: Haha, so what..you only give out your number to people who already know you?
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ST: "That sounds like a Tom Robbins quote.."

(actual ST from which I recovered and she says "nice save..")
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hb9 at the end of the night after we kissed says shes about to leave and ask

Q: tell me something to make me want to say
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hb9 at the end of the night after we kissed says shes about to leave and ask

Q: tell me something to make me want to say
Seems like an indicator of consent to me brother.

A: Take off your clothes. Nooow.

ST: It's not yet the right time for me to give what you want. (LMR) :twisted:

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A: You are right..that sandwich can wait...
B: Other girl wrote a provocating comment on facebook and your HB goes:,, If i were you i wouldn't let somebody pick me around like that"
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