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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:35 am 
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I'd like it if you would tell us frequent your lays were if u did decide to actually decide to meet up.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:35 pm 
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You got any examples of a good message to send for this profile?
I got no exact examples, but any sort of line that convey's "ass hole" will work. As well as sexual based ones, but not the ones you uses as well that is just being a perv really in a girl's eye's. If you are going to use sexual based one's say something like; " You know its not good to tease guys right? Bad things may happen to you.". Its more about using sexual undertones at least when you open as you come off far better with girls if you do. Not all will get it right off the bat but if you follow up right they soon will.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:19 pm 
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How about this one:

Great tits are they real or just real expensive.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:14 am 
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It may work on a girl exposing her boobs other than that I doubt you would get a positive reply from it.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:02 pm 
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The only emails I sent out from this profile were to women seeking intimate encounters. I don't think they were very good, frankly; but I would still estimate about a 50% response rate. think that there's a lot of room for improvement on the emails I was sending out.

Initial emails said something along the lines of "Wow. A girl who does x,y and z--you sound interesting, but are you fun too? You'll have to be both if we're going to have a good time together. What kinds of fun and interesting things did you get up to this weekend?".


This sort of profile generated all kinds of unsolicited emails however-- and I definitely responded to them.

OG-- love the line! I suspect this wouldn't work, but it might. If it did, it would only elicit a response with girls who would probably be open to NSA sex anyways-- which is the entire point of this profile, so that's awesome.

Jurupa is quite correct, emails need to convey a "cocky as fuck" attitude.


What would be crucial here though is to straddle the line between arrogant, and still making the girl feel good about herself.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:44 pm 
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This works pretty well:

Me: i'd remove that pic....
Her: why or which one

Now you have her attention the problem is keeping it what do you say in the say in the 2nd message.

For this I'm trying to find a way to compliment her on something sexy but keep the whole cocky vibe in play.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:56 pm 
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Me: i'd remove that pic....
Her: why or which one
You: Because its not very nice to tease guys as bad things can happen you know when you do.



I think it shouldn't be too hard to go sexual with this after that line. Just don't go to abrasive with it and leave her wanting to hear more so that she be more interested in meeting you in person.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:42 pm 
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I'm so gonna make a fake pof account in another far away city and try this out. If nothing else it'll be fun as hell.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:23 am 
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I'm actually having some success using a variation of your profile..

I'm meeting up with a girl tomorrow..she said she wants to ride my dick, but I'll see how I feel about it after I see her in person... And so far, the other 5-6 girls I've talked to since having the profile, all are having fun conversations with.

then I get a message from a HB....kinda took me by surprise..

HB: A few facts for you...
1-IF you really are that hot you would have a profile photo
2-There is no guy that every woman wants to be with
3-Your attempted use at using large words is a joke
4-Women know better than to think your great at sex, why else would you on here looking
5-My tongue is better


ME: A few facts about me...
1-When I have a picture up, I get bombarded with messages from types of women I would rather not deal with. No picture = less messages received = For the most part, only people I talk to are people I message first, since most people don't contact someone with out a pic.
2-Unless you are a lesbian, I harness the qualities you deeply desire in a man.
3- I'm actually at a loss of words for being faced with such accusations. Did you drop out of middle school?
4-I'm on here for the same reason(s) you're on here. I've had my fun with the public scene and have grown tired of running into the same types of females every where I go.
5-I challenge your tongue to a duel!


HB: middle school?! haha not quite, it was closer to 9th grade actually that I dropped out. Really I went to college and graduated in December and will be working as a nurse at Milford....Lesbian? I think not, was around quite a few playing softball through college though and had some quite interesting experiences. Before any tongue duel I need to know what Im working with... So what do you do?


so will you look at that...I have no picture up...My profile just talks about how I'm awesome and how any woman would be lucky to be with me.. And this girl came out of nowhere trying to challenge me, and she's still coming back with interest...I'm actually impressed lol I'll see how much fun I can have with this and update it


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:45 pm 
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That's one awesome profile because from the perspective of women no normal person would write such crazy things unless they were actually true.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:24 pm 
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How would you respond to this reply I got?

With your cocky description, you are just striving for those who are curious enough to message you. It got me curious for
sure. I want that experience of not keeping up with you, although there is a high probability that you might fail at keeping up
with me. I am actually one of those that knows how to have fun, smarter than that of an average female,and my bedroom
skills are pretty well put together. Oh and a dress with heels, thats rare because once i put that attire on, it looks pretty
fabulous, and hard to resist. Challenge me, because rocking your world wont be a problem.


I highlighted Challenge me cause if I challenge her, then I'll get the Lay, so how would you reply back?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:56 am 
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"Sounds like a deal, give me your number so we can arrange something, maybe a bet to make things fun"

That or something close to that is what I would say to that reply.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:02 am 
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The profile is awesome, rather than message girls 1st I just use the Meet Me feature. I don't have a picture on my profile but I still get enough replies from girls who are intrigued by the level of cockiness on my profile.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:36 am 
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I agree, this profile is awesome lol Big thanks to jpow for the blueprint...Having lots of fun with the mixed results I get lol


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:20 pm 
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What state is your profile in? My profile is in NYC, most of my responses are girls from NJ, got a few from PA and CT. Definitely having fun with it when I'm bored with time to kill and gives me chance to experiment with different lines.


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