The Best Tease Routines (by Jay Wa)



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:22 pm 
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Natural openers that will allow you to build a real conversation:

1. Hey, are you a good conversationalist? Let’s see how long we can keep a conversation going without hitting an awkward silence. [stop and say nothing... instant awkward silence]

2. Hey, I was just wondering what I should talk to you about. Any ideas?

3. All right, I’m tired of talking to boring girls. Tell me why you’re awesome.

4. Hey, you look like someone I could start an interesting conversation with. How was your day? >> She says the perfunctory, "Good". >> You say, "That's not a very interesting response. I was wrong about you after all."

5. Hey, I thought I'd come over and be social.


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What to say when she asks what you do for a living:

"So what do you do?" - Her

A. "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" -You

B. "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?"-You

C. "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week."-You

These gets a lot of positive reactions because they can't tell whether or not you're joking.
Another side note: I've noticed that skydiving is a good conversational piece. People always have a strong opinion on it.



I would say "I like to dream". I spend all my money in lottery. I strongly belive that if I keep doing this my entire life someday I'll actually win and become rich.


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Ok, just read this thread from start to finish..
key stuff
1) jay wa you're a ***** legend
2) i was laughing all the way through, and im not even the target audience, but wow, i got such a positive energy
3) I can really see how being cocky and funny works, and it carries through in the vast majority of these routines..

i'm so buzzed right now, can't wait to try some of this stuff.. not the routines word for word necessarily, because i might come across as a stuttering fool trying to remember canned stuff... but the attitude within those lines is killerrrr, and that's gonna be there.. thanks guys


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Texted this to a HB10 whom i haven't spoken with for 3 days, we're both from Sweden and she just turnet 20 so she is now allowed to buy liquor.

Me: Congrats Ms. liquor store! Make a wish and blow on your phone :D

Thoughts?

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Some of these can be very useful.

Thanks :lol:

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some great stuff here, thanks


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Me: Hey there! I'm a photographer and I wanted to know if you have any good looking and interesting friends...
HB: Uh...? Ok...What about me? *sad face*
Me: Why you should be interesting?

proceed with standard NLP and/or other routines.

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If she says
I have a BF.
Yeah sure. And I have a son.
No, I really have a BF.
Then stop flirting with me.
I am not flirting with you.
Your body language says otherwise!


When you are saying goodbye and she says: See ya!
If you want to see me again, you will have to give me your phone number.
(field tested. Works 100% of time. But sounds better in Slovenian.)


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good god, I had to register just to say that some of these are simply genius. thanks, man.


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How to get rid of a girl:

"Are you single?" - Her
"No, I'm plural." - You
"I meant, are you free on Friday?" - Her
"No, I'm expensive." - You


(getting a girl to lose interest in you...now that's something you don't see on a PUA site everyday!)


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Jay Wa, thanks for regular updates. This stuff is gold.


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have you ever tried this one?
when you see a good looking girl with her boyfriend, walk up to him and tell him his sister is hot. He will tell her what you said and she will smile at you. its a good one to use if you think she is (like every woman) looking for someone better.
find her with out him later and go for a close.


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How to get rid of a girl:

"Are you single?" - Her
"No, I'm plural." - You
"I meant, are you free on Friday?" - Her
"No, I'm expensive." - You


(getting a girl to lose interest in you...now that's something you don't see on a PUA site everyday!)
Lol'd.


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Palm reading:
ask her to give u her hand so that u can read her palm.
When she does, compliment/neg her for her soft/rough palms... (i usually tell them that their hands resemble a builder's). Also this is the time to initiate a really good kino routine. Stroke her hands while u talk to her, squeeze them etc...
Proceed to telling her some stuff about her future. It doesnt matter what u tell her.
Finish by telling her that in a 5 years' time she will be ironing ur shirts and throwing her hand away gently
(read this in Strauss' book, the game. Not sure whose was it though)

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**Says her name**

No matter what her name is;

"I am terribly sorry to hear about that."

or

"Ya know, I was indecisive on what to name my future dog, but you have given me the PERFECT name. Thanks :D"

lol.


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