i figured I'd write to you guys about my Friday night.
So this past week I have had no voice whats so ever; I honestly sounded like a Oscar The Grouch, Kermit The Frog Hybrid. Its weird because I was listening to Kieran's ABC interview and when I heard the first guy on the interview(deep raspy Voice) I thought, " wow this guys voice sounds cool as ***! Imagine if I spoke that way" and with the luck of god I drank some bad water I think and my voice sounded similar. It wasn't cool like his, it was more raspy and annoying. But hey I had to live with it and I wasn't going to let this stop me. I actually began to think that chicks with digging my new voice.
At around 5 PM I received a call from my boy stating that there was the cool Beer Pong event happening at one of these cool bars downtown NYC. However I had lost my id recently so i was unsure how I was going to get into this place. I figured, *** it, I'll talk the bouncer into it. Its worth a shot anyway, this is supposedly the place to be tonight so I'm getting in no matter what. He told me to meet him at 7, so I jumped out the shower and got dressed as soon as possible, White mini collar shirt(rolled up sleeves),tucked in my Deep Grey Chino Pants, Black Skinny Tie, Black Celt and my Black and white Leather HighTop Con's with the laces tie down over a tongue, so the khaki white color shoes, with a few black and white accessories around my wrist. ( oh yea I'm into fashion if you didn't know)
I head outside on my way to the train feeling amazing, I hit the diner located on the corner of my place and grab a cup of of warm water with lemon for my voice, flirt with the unattractive waitress for a bit and then leave for the station. On the way to the train I am smiling and laughing without a care because all the wacky shit I am reminding myself of thats happened in my life. This is all done to boost my state and get that on top of the world feeling. I am also nodding at everyone that I see and giving slight smiles to them as well. I jump on the train, no attractive chicks, I move on to the next two cars and still see no girls so I just sit with a cool looking guy and talk about sports. I jump off the train at my stop and stop at the starbucks to get another cup of warm water and lemon. I go in and notice the cashier is cute so i say " hey sexy! A lemon and hot water please" She smiles and goes and gets it. She gives me my drink (for free by the way) and I notice that she wrote her number on the side of the cup where the names are suppose to go. Awesome,(threw the cup away later on and didn't even remember) As i am walking to meet up with my buddies,I stop at a local bar to grab some pepper for my warm lemon water(helps the voice) I go in the bartender is hot and she comes up to me and smiles and says " What do you want", I'm just flirting with body language and say " Pepper for my tea" She askes me all these questions about what pepper does and keeps flirting a bit. And then the older guy sitting at the bar cuts in and is like " Hey buddy, do you know what time the rangers game starts". I laugh and reply " no dude, Im black
" The entire bar starts laughing and I exit with a smile, leaving the bartender with a disappointing "Please don't go look" on her face. I told myself I would go back there later, but I didn't.
I finally meet up with my buddies on the side walk. Its my 2 buddys and 2 people I don't know, A guy and a girl. I figure they're a couple. I just hug everyone and tell them what Just happen to me at the bar, all the guys are laughing and joking with me and then the girl decides to interject with a rude sounding comment. " What are you wearing a tie for? Are you in the men in black?" I laugh and just say " the new movies coming out you know? I had to represent" All the guys laugh again and she just looks a bit defeated. We get to the bar and the guy is checking id's heavily. One bouncer and he looks like a complete dick, I'm like "***".. My buddies get in and I try to play it cool and just walk right in. He stops me, I fake like I can't find my id and he gives me a look like he knows im bullshitting. I just exit to think of a plan, I figure i'll go get some more tea and think of a plan. I go to this Japanese place and ask them for warm water and lemon, either they don't understand english or my voice sounds terrible lol. It took a while but They finally figure it out. I take my tea than head to a pizza shop for pepper, I mistake the orengo for pepper and the pizza shops dudes are laughing. I make a few jokes with them and then exit to find a place to sit and think. I see a cute chick sitting on these steps in front of a building. I walk up to her and say " I hope you don't mind me sitting with you" she ignores me, i sit the anyway and then tap her on the shoulder and ask her if she wants some of my tea. She rolls her eyes and looks away. So I just say " ok well I hope you like feeling awkward because im staying here. Ignores me again lol. This shakes up my state a bit and then I stand up an im like ' *** this shit! I'm getting into that bar" I chuck my tea and head for the bar to give the bouncer a peace of my mind. I get they're and he is distracted by some hot chick who is trying to talk her way in. I then smoothly slip write on by him!! And I run to the upstairs part of the bar where my buddies are. I'm instantly back on top of the world. I made it in!! The bar is coool, two floors, one floor of dancing and the next floor full of beer pong tables an a bit of dancing. I get up stairs and go the the bar counter to get beer for my games. I sit in a sit and yell to the barentender " Hey Cutie!" She looks I say "whoah! you eyes are amazing" she laughs and asks for what I want. I tell her a pitcher of coors light. She brings me the picture, and ask " Do you want cups?" I reply " just a straw" She laughs again and says " its on me" Yes she gave me a free pitcher of beer.. I walk over to my buddies sipping out of the pitcher through my straw and they're all shouting and jumping up and down at the fact that I got into the bar. I tell them the story, we joke for a bit and they tell me that I have to go find a partner to play with. This excites me so off i go.
I get to the first table, 3 fats girls and one stunning hot chick. I walk up to the hot chick and say " I need a partner for Beerpong in 10 mins, im coming back to get you" She smiles and says " I suck at beer pong, my friend *points to fat chick" is awesome at it" The fat girl jumps up in excitement, smiles and says she can't wait to play and im like *** no! how do i get out of this. 5 mins later they leave and I look up to the heavens and thank god
I go to the next table two hot girls and two guys and I go to one of the girls and say I need a beer pong partner, come on. I grab her had and lead her away. Her friend yells "Wait!!!" I look and she says " Can we both take turns being your partner" *light bulb* Why the *** didn't I think of this!
I grab her hand too. I then give them each corny basketball player names and we're all flirting about how bad they're names suck and what they should name me. I even give them a playful sexually pep talk about how they must show tits and seduce our opponents. I then introduce them to the table as an announcer does at the start of a basketball game. " Standing at 5 feet four inches, 3 millions pounds....." you get the idea.. We then play an I get them each to kiss each other when I make a shot and we're having a great time. I have my arms around them both the whole time and I honestly feel like im taking these two girls home tonight. Then this guy from they're table comes up to me and says " could you not put your arm around my girl". I laugh and just say " You can have her dude" she refuses a bit and he takes her away. The whole time she is watching me and her friend play and makeout while she watches disappointed from the sidelines. Long story short me and the girl get our asses kicked and I leave to get another pitcher. Those two girls and two guys leave and I don't get any of they're numbers.
I get the next pitcher of beer and then wait for the next game. I hate losing so I am staying focused now. As I am waiting two hot chicks decide to play each other one on one at the table right next to me and I just watch for a while. I notice the chick next to me keeps looking at me so I opener her " let me take your next shot" She replies " What do I get in return?" with a flirty turn. I don't remember what I said but I ended up playfully wrestling the balls from her. I take two shots and they both land in, lucky me. She looks more interested after I make them so we continue flirting. I go " If I make this next shot you get my number" she sarcastically says with a smile " Oh yea lucky me". I miss the shot and say too bad. Next shot I tell her if she makes I'll kiss her. She laughs and misses on purpose, I try and kiss her anyway like an idiot but she resist. Still with a smile. At this point me and her are off to the side talking and my hands are all over her. She playfully pushes my hands off every 5 mins and then leaves them there again. I get into tell her i am a dating coach and she tells me about all the seduction based books she has read. This chick is a member of seduction forums and has read many many seduction books. I show her one of my articles and I believe she registered for these forums here so she is probably going to read this (hey laura!) At the point she found out i was a dating coach she instantly started playing hard to get. Long story short, we ended up making out but she just wouldn't give me her number because of the coach thing. Her friend actually let me do my thing and didn't *** block at all. (nice job courtney). She then tells me she has to go but then says she wrote me on twitter. I check her twitter message and it says " You don't always close
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The night was awesome, after she left i just got wasted and remember very little. I was approaching any hotties on the street after that and left that night with about 6-7 more phone numbers but cared nothing for them.. I head home, fall the sleep on the train and wake up in the middle of no where. Hop out the taxi and take and expensive cab ride home.
What a night
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