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1.Bi-Girl
You: Hey guys, real quick, I need to ask an opinion. Can a straight guy date a bi girl?
Girls: Blah Blah Blah.
You: Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my buddy Phil has been dating this girl and
yes it turns out she's bi. It was no big deal until he realized that they share a former ex.
So essentially he's dating his ex-girlfriend's, ex-girlfriend. What do you think about that?
2.Picture Opener (Mystery)
Walk up to this 10 and say, “Hi. Could you do me a favor?” Wait for her to respond. They
will usually think you are hitting on them at which point you say, “could you take a
picture of my friend and I?” Good subtle neg. Give her a playful additional neg by saying,
“you of course DO know how to use a camera/iphone etc … yes?” MUST transition to a good story
right away like this, “Thanks. Have you noticed … that pictures with people looking at
the camera are not nearly as interesting as action shots? Well, what sort of action shot
should we take?”
3.Book Store Opener (Mystery)
Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a
woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. Walk up next to her, smile and say, “Can I
see your book for a sec? Look at this, it’s a book worm.” Pretend to pull the gummy
worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off.
4.The “Good-Looking People” Opener This Opener works well if you’re not a “conventionally” good looking person and your
target is quite good looking. This is also best to use in low-key settings with solitary
targets (for example, standing in line). Basically, you walk up to your target, and say the
following… (Shake your head in an exasperated way) “Hey, let me tell you something
about good looking
people… we’re not well liked.”
You may have a delayed reaction from this one, but once people get the joke, you’re
value will be raised in their eyes because it’s “smart humor.” And the fact that your
target got the joke will make them feel like they are on your level of
intelligence, which will help validate them and open them up for further conversation.
5.Expensive Clothes
Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just at Saks today, and there were all these
$600 collared tee-shirts. When chicks see guys wearing 6-bill shirts like that, do they
think its classy or try-hard? (That's the skeleton, obviously use your own speaking
mannerisms. Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them,
using all the usual stuff.)
6.Fashion Tip Opener
Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. “Wear your hair open”, “open that up one more button”, or just fix their clothes. tell her what would
look amazing on her.
Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless,get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them.
This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know what you want.
Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they will
comply.
This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment.
7.2 Part kiss opener (Neil Strauss)
So, without further ado (okay, maybe a little more ado), I humbly present for your
consideration…The Two-Part Kiss Opener.
PUA: Hey guys, we’re having a debate and need a quick opinion on something. If a guy is
dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a
guy just for fun, is it cheating?
GROUP: Yeah, it’s cheating.
PUA: Okay, that makes sense. So here’s the real question. And I’ll tell you why I’m asking
in a second: If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun, is it
cheating?
GROUP: (the responses will vary, but if any guys say “no,” you can bust on them for
having a double-standard etc.)
PUA: Okay. Interesting. The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there has been
dating this girl. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. Now,
some guys might be into that, but it pisses him off and he thinks it’s cheating. She says it
isn’t. So we were trying to figure out who was right.
GROUP: (discussion ensues, which you will have to soon cut off and move into your next
piece of material because they will go on and on about this and stale the topic and
convo)
Enjoy. It’s a nice change of pace for those who love Jealous Girlfriend but are tired of it.
Report back on your results.
Style.
8.Hey guys, I need a female opinion… who lies more
Guys or Girls??………. The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t
look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones… like… “Its your baby!”
9.TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (Unknown)
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good backstory
for this)
10.TATOO OPENER (unknown)
Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo?
Here’s the deal…my (nineteen-year-old sister,friend etc...) wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder.
she: (no, no don’t let her do it)
See that’s the problem she’s really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the
tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?
11.Fat.
Does this (pen, etc.) make me fat?(LOL)
12.Thug Lovin.
Hey guys. I'm doing a poll. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer more...
THUG LOVIN'? or... GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta
because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin is more like a hobby. But my other
girlfriend said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a
train on your ass,whereas thug lovin, the dude is hard, but when it comes to the
ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah...
13.SLEEP WITH JESUS(LOL)
This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine.
Would you have sex with him? she/them:blah, blah, blah...
you:“if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!”
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:“if there’s one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!”
14.SIMPSONS OPENER.
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
15.SEATTLE GF
“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off.
They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they’re just hanging out, and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking.
Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his phone to see the pics. He looks at the pictures,and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing, and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my phone deleting pics’? She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn’t want him to have them. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that.”
The girls will either say:
“It’s totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad,you can always delete them and take more.” (They also sometimes say “But he’s only known her a few months. I wouldn’t do that on a guy I just met.”)
-or-
“She has a boyfriend!”
Your immediate reply would be “He doesn’t care about that. He’s busy. He just doesn’t want her deleting his pics!
”
16.RICH OPENER
walk up and ask“Which one of you is the richest?”. Then go into the whole “Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm…. we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?”(its a routine,i cant remember tough...)
Pretty fun and opens easily.
17.PIMP NAMES
guys guys… I’m coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: “d-licious
dogg”? or “deacon dr. rockafella”?
oh cool… shit, you need one too… I’ll call you “devious honey g sweetness”…
make it your own...
delivery is a must in this one....
18.WHEELCHAIR OPENER:
Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: "Yes, of course." (Bust on her
response.) You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls. If they pause, add "?even if
was a really NICE wheelchair?" What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky
wheel? You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?
What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus...would you lose interest?
You can keep stacking cocky and funny responses. If the conversation hits a dead end,
throw in-
If it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept......and take it for a
joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much
fun....you could go on a mini adventure...
What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT...would you stay with him....even if it
was a really NICE life support system..! Y'know state of the art...like it even had
like...video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages?
If she interrupts during sarge: (Cold read) You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy
if he was on life support...you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to
reply! (Transition to another Opener.) "Who lies more...guys or girls?"
19.Restaurant Openers
For a group sitting down say, "Hey, I only have a minute but need an opinion" then sit
down straight away- by using a time constraint, they won't object to you sitting down.
or
To across the table: "Hey girls, we need a female opinion- what are the lamest pick-up
lines you've ever heard? Then start using them on the girls.
20.Mall Openers
Hey, can you tell me where th" JC Penney"(or whatever..) is at? Yeah, I'm looking for a gift for my little sister. Actually, have you got any good ideas?
or
In a clothing store: hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?(i do that with a womans dress...be playful and its gold..)
or
In a clothing store: Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- "Wow this would look so awesome on me- yeah like playa pimp. You can be my biatch.
or
Hi girls, I need an opinion. I was at (any pricey shop) today, and there were $600 shirts. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that, do you think its classy or try hard.
21.NEVER BE COUPLE.
“Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar..
IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!”
22.Grocery Store Openers
In the aisle tell a fit looking woman, "I'm trying to get on a new low carb diet. Do you have any recommendations which of these cereals are best?"
or
In check-out tell the woman, "You know, you can often tell how heavy someone will be by the food in their cart. Have you ever noticed that?"
or
Pick up a sensation tabloid and playfully say "Oh my god- the end of days is upon us?
Did you hear about this? Smile and ask her what she'll do with her last day on earth.
or
Standing in front of a particular food product, say with your side to her "If you were a cereal what cereal would you be?" She'll laugh
or
Don't eat that… my friend hated it… If you want one that's really good, try this one. It's totally delicious.
23.INTRODUCTION OPENER
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy)
SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help!
PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you!
SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono… its not true!(Fleeing)
PUA: Awww come on.. don’t be shy..
Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was…
24.Gym Openers
"Excuse me, but I was curious- how to you keep in such a great shape? What's your secret?" They'll be happy to talk about themselves.
or
Position yourself as an expert on a weight machine next to hers. Start grunting like it's incredibly tough- with a smile. "Boy- I'm a little out of shape! What about you- workout often?"
or
With a playful smile say – "You know, you kind of look like that lady from Ms Fitness- I can't remember her name- hey maybe you are her- wow this sooo cool… a real celebrity.
or
Hey I need a female opinion- do you think guys look better in tight gym clothes that show off her bodies – or casual, loose clothes?
or
"Excuse me… I feel kind of foolish asking you this- but can you show me how this
machine works?" Then strike up a conversation about the exercise form.
25.I’M LOST(guys,for the love of god be extremly playfull or you'll come off creepy......)
I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?”
26.Openers for the park
Hey- I know this may seem unusual- but I saw you walking by and I just had to come up and tell you- that you walk with- the most incredible energy!
or
Tell a girl walking by, "Hey, I noticed something interesting about you…" Then don't tell her what it is but read her palm instead.
or
Ask her, "So do you think I look better with my sunglasses on or off" Put them on "On"and then take them off "Off?"
or
It's a great that this park is here… so easy to just let go, relax and forget about
everything for awhile… what makes you feel that way?"
or
"Hey this might sound like a silly question- but if you could be an animal in the park
what kind of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start
debating what the best animal would be.
27.FEMALE ROOMMATES (this one is fucking awesome!)
I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there, *BUT*….. I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints;
I’ll never get in the fucking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I’ll probably start *MY* period. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!
Did you know that’s why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT”.
Also… living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators…
28.Concert Openers
In a loud concert, stick up your hand and have her high five you. Say "You're awesome!" and do this to all the girls immediately around you.
or
To a group- "So which one of you wants to get in bed with one of the band members?"Find out which band the girls wants to sleep with then tease her about it.
or
If a girl accidentally bumps into you, "Hey that'll be $10 please. You can't just touch this for free. What's your name?"
or
Walk up to the girl, look her up and down once, narrow your eyes, tilt your head, step back, step forward again, and finally give her a big "HI"
or
My god! Did you see the two girls fighting outside the concert over the short guy? One pulling the other's hair, the other drew blood with her nails! and the hilarious part is,the guys' name is (cornilious/george etc...) whatever weird name.
29.KINO OPENERS
Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies)
30.No Job Three Girlfriends
You: Hey guys I'm trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See, I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. However, he has three girlfriends and he takes turn staying at each of their houses, and they cook for him and look after him and they don't ask anything from him. What do you think about that?
Them: "Blah, that's terrible blah." So would you date someone like that? Them: "Blah, what a jerk blah, no way."
You: So what I can't figure out is this... if it's so terrible, how is he able to do this?
Maybe you ladies know because I'm stumped!
Them: "Blah." (This part gets interesting because they may actually start to ask you stuff about the three women and the guy, and play little miss detective.
Now, you can describe any of the women and the guy any way you want. Say one of them is a 40 year old lonely woman, and another is an 23 year old party chick alcoholic. It doesn't matter. You can neg the women for being Nancy Drew if you like.) Well I think you might be right, but you know, now that you mention it, I think it's because he isn't
really able to look after himself well, so women feel sorry for him and look after him. (I DONT LIKE THIS ONE BUT,WHATEVER)
31.New Pet
Hey you guys, I need a female opinion...I want to get a pet, but I've got a bunch of
criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don't want to have to clean up after it every day, it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends, but here's the thing...it needs to die within a year, because I don't want to commit to something for 15 years Or: But it has die within a year, because that's when I'm moving to Italy!
OK,that's it for now,if i'll remember more or find more anywhere i'll update again,please add some of the one's you use so the post can be more alive!
go hit some ten's!!!
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LOL,how are they "dealing with it"? i love this one,if you dont care i'm 