Haha man I would but dont feel like going though 38 pages of a forum, not doubting, just goin off my experience when you get asked the dreaded, so how many girls have you been with? Umm.... 2

"...seriously I won't get mad." Alright you were my first

"I was not your Fuckin first haha" well that's all you need to know, then sit back later like Fuck... Alright there was ashley, Jenny, courtney, Tiffany, sarah, the other Sarah, 1-2-3-4-5, then there was down the road I lose count or i remember oh yea! Fuck i forgot about so and so at that lame ass party.
The best pimp move I've ever made came to me like an act of god. Me and a very serious girlfriend of mine at the time got into it, broke up, she wanted to be friends I said no, your either with me completely or move on. We were apart for like 3 days, this one guy broke up with his girl to try to get with her once he found out she was single, along witg this other guy who never broke up with his girl but the here's a teddy you can cry on my shoulder kinda loser. Well I hit a party and run into this little hottie, hb9, my buddys cousin, ended up hooking up that night, then find out after it was the first guys ex. My ex comes back to me the guy creeped her out I heard from her and around town. I take her back, then we cut it off and I end up completely stealing the second guys girl. All with the motto, if you try to hit on what's mine, I'm taking whats yours lol