This girl is just barraging me with shit tests. It's to the point that I don't even know if they're shit tests anymore. She flirts with me ever-so slightly, but then just lets loose.

"You're a douche"

"I hate you"

She got in my BMW x5 and immediately said "This is nowhere near as nice as I thought it'd be". I didn't even have the key in the ignition yet.

She straddled me last night in bed (we were both drunk and ended up in bed together somehow) and said "I bet you like this, don't you?"

She is also sarcastic as fuck. "You're so smart", "You're the coolest guy in the world", etc.

It's not that she's really being vicious or anything. She somehow calls me a douche in the politest way possible.

I can think of a million more examples, but my point is that they are just nonstop. I've been shit tested a lot before, but is it possible that if a girl just hammers you with these so much that they can be perceived as IODs? Or does she just have one hell of a bitch shield?

Haha buddy I get girls like this all the time, I think its just her personality not her intentionally shit-testing you. I've had many of the same types of convo's.. Just keep your cool with everything, a lot of the stuff here is just her attempting to be flirtatious she's not being malicious/judging like you may seem to think... Not many of the stuff she says comes off as IOD's to me. She wouldn't be with you if she legit thought you were a douche + dumbass. For some of the stuff just be witty in your reponses and call her out on her shit.. For example when she says in your BMW " This is nowhere near as nice as I thought it would be" when she was straddling you in bed and was like "I bet you like this don't you" you should mockingly bring up the "This is no where near as nice as I thought it would be" line back out, use her shit as inside jokes. Hope this helps buddy.

regular shit tests, just in a more abrasive and continuous form.

You're doing everything fine. Penis in vagina is the only 100% verified method of gauging interest (not counting prostitutes). If she's straddling you, she's attracted to you.

Make sure you're negging her pretty hard.

Her: "This is nowhere near as nice as I thought it'd be"
You: "I save the Lambo for better looking girls"

Her: "Douche"
You: [Didn't hear because you were too busy texting another girl]

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Is that still true even if she's drunk as hell? I just figured she went into slut mode due to the alcohol or something.

There are girls like this, girls who love the fight or challenge or whatever you wanna call it. It is their little game, you dont even have to win, you just have to be a good sparring partner.

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You don't have to put up with this dude, she sounds annoying as hell.. A girls behavior will usually reflect your state to them.. For example, if I have a girl over and shes being annoying, the moment I say to myself " One more thing and I'm kicking her out" she'll be on her best behavior.

You have to always be willing to walk away.. Some asshole behavior will usually fix her right up..

For example when she said " This is not nearly as nice as I thought" I would of went with " You can walk?"

She wants to dominate you because she feels like you can do better... And how did she know about your car anyway? You weren't bragging were you?

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I told her to get out and walk. She didn't say much after that, haha.

And nope, I don't brag. Other people have told her about my car already since we've hung out in groups before.

Thanks for the replies everyone.

This ^

Why do you even care what she says, are you trying to wife this ho?

I agree with what EZO says. I tend to gravitate towards chicks like this as I love being jocular. The sarcasm can ramp up sexual tension considerably as it becomes a game of one-upping each other, in some sense and can offer ample opportunities to sexually escalate.

I think a lot of sarcastic girls are super sexual, and it's their form of rough and tumble play with a guy. In the process they weed out the whimps, or guys who are just too traditional for their tastes.

Learn to roll like this. It'll really hone your ability to be witty and on your toes.

Oh man, I love these kinds of girls. If you are mentally slow and can't come up with anything to say, however, you'll likely feel overwhelmed and exhausted trying to keep up by the end of the night. If so, find someone else to creep with.

This may seem like a big generalization and I could be way off in your case. But! I have known many women exactly like this and over the years I have found some commonalities that were both disturbing and intriguing.

Here's my two cents for what it's worth.

They weren't shit tests, you have already passed. They are signs of her own insecurity. All of her silly little games were actually her attempt to even the score in her mind, to put up a shield for her own protection and to avoid opening up about herself. It's all about her controlling the tempo. She was trying to balance value in her eyes. She feel's inferior.

She is probably an emotional wreck underneath it all. Has some deep seeded issues or has been hurt bad by a man at least once and hasn't gotten over it.

From my experience these women are great in bed, but also come with emotional luggage. If you stick around long enough for her to open up and fall for you. It's nothing but trouble. I'm talking stalker type trouble. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of this.

Get in and out. bang her twice max, keep it at the playful/sparring level but be heavy on the sexuality. Don't go down the dark road of her inner mind. LOL

Unfortunately sometimes this is the only road in. It's best to be prepared.

I'm guessing she is attractive with a nice body, very stylish spends a lot of time looking good and seemingly high maintenance.

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Well said!

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Yes, both of you are completely right.

@SexAddict911: You pretty much hit the nail on the head. She has an amazing body, puts a ton of effort into looking good, and just recently got over a bad yet short relationship.

@papichulo310: Don't get me wrong, this kind of thing matches my personality very well. It's just that most women that I've met aren't this extreme and tend to back down after awhile. This one is pretty much cutthroat. It's fun, attractive, and slightly confusing all at once.

Some more things she's said/done:

After I went to touch her hair in front of our friends, she backs up and yells "Don't touch me!"

After we slept in bed together, someone asked what happened the next day, to which she quickly replied "Nothing happened, Snarg wishes something happened though!"

She'll be sarcastic and joking around for hours on end, then the minute someone jokingly mentions us hooking up and she gets defensive and says we're just friends.

If you want to get in her pants, keep it just the way it is. But hit on other girls in front of her. See if she reacts, if she does. It's just a matter of time. When she does flirt with you, be sexually aggressive. Give her the impression you need and want sex, and if she doesn't give it up to you, you will get it somewhere else.

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