A: (Interupt her) Hold on, I gotta take this important call. Call me back.

Q: Why are you so silent? (She breaks the "awkward" silence)

Bump!

Just thinking about licking your lips...

Q: Why are you dressed like that?

A: I didn't want you to be the only one....

Q: That wasn't funny.

a: cause you smoke too much crack

shit test: I only date tall guys

A: (If your tall) Cool story (cause she obviously wants you)
A: (If your short) Then why are you looking at me with love in your eyes

Q: Hey weren't you the guy who (did something stupid, eg crash his car etc)?

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Its a numbers game, but try to have the numbers in the quality section

Hey, yeah, glad you remember me! That's sweet of you.

So where are your friends?/Who are you here with? (when alone)

A: I'm a grown man, I don't need someone to hold my hand everytime I step out the door.

Q: We're not interested, sorry.

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"Stay hungry, stay healthy, be a gentleman, believe strongly in yourself and go beyond limitations.” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

(first off that's not a question, it's more of a defensive BS which is hard to break)

A: Your not interested in a free...? nevermind it's to exclusive... (with some DHV story after preferably)

Q: Why do you want my number?

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To game at your best you have to be willing to do your worst.

A: I'm too cheap for hookers.

Q: Why should I go out with you?

A: You shouldn't

Q: Did you behave yourself honorably last night? (from girl u are banging after going for a night out without her)

Serioiusly, these are all fun comebacks and stuff but really this is a shit test thread.

The best way to win a shit test is to not give it any value so Ill just give you the answer to all questions right here right now:

"Sorry, I am not allowed to discuss that in public, court orders. Its after that whole burning hamsterfarm incident in illinois 1958 you know."

Should work for whatever shit she throws at you.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Ezo i think your totally right, with most situations thats true, especially 1 on 1. But there are some situations that do require you to respond. I think this thread is good for helping you come out on top in those situations.

(these situations may not be directly involved in PU itself but when your called out or when someone makes a scene, how you handle it may very well affect your game via social value. People seeing you get shot down publically is gonna hurt BUT if your good at what you do [PU] you can recover)

So long story short, not letting anyone's shit tests beat you could be considered DHV on its own

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Its a numbers game, but try to have the numbers in the quality section

A: It's easy to behave when you aren't there

Q: I like that you are such a nice guy.

A: Me too, I deserve a drink.

Q: I was having fun till you turnt up.