Alright guys, I just finished my POF profile, and would appreciate you guys to review it. I personally think it's very good, but would love some outside feedback. If you think it needs revision, please offer constructive feedback, on what additions I should make. I'm not linking to my POF, because I don't want to show my face, but here goes

I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 5'11" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilamanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of potatoes

I like to sell muffins on the street and the reveneue is added to my my world record largest coin collection!!!

When at the beach, the bright sun shines all over me

Fish can swim, cheetahs can run, birds can fly. and guess what??..?? I can do all of them =D

When I'm in Rome, well.... They do as I do. Nuff said

Who am I???? Well, it's best if that part remains mysterious for now


Please review

Edit: Basically, what I tried to do was be original, eye catching, funny, and random. I want to stick out and differentiate myself from my competitors.

2nd Edit: Can I use this on other online dating sites such as OKC and MYB?