HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED A GUY OPENER:

WALK UP TO A GIRL AND ASK HER HAVE YOU EVER SLAPPED A GUY? MOST HB'S WOULD SAY YES AND THEY WILL GO ON AND SAY WHEN AND WHY... THEN THEY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT ASK YOU WHETHER YOU HAVE EVER BEEN SLAPPED.. INCASE THEY DON'T JUST SAY WITH A SMILE- THIS IS WHEN YOU ASK ME HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED.

TO THIS SAY YES JUST THE ONE TIME, i WAS DRIVING MY DADS MERCEDES AND THIS LADY CAME A SLAMMED INTO ME AT A RED LIGHT. I WAS FURIOUS BUT WHEN I GOT OUT TO CONFRONT, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL 30ISH YEAR OLD WOMAN. SHE WAS MARRIED AS THE BIG RING ON HER FINGER WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED. MY FRIEND WAS ALONG WITH ME AND HE STARTED AN ARGUMENT WITH HER AS TO THE SEVERITY OF THE INCIDENT. I TURNED AROUND TO ANSWER A PHONE CALL AND WASN'T LOOKING AT HER NOR WAS I PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE TONE OF HER VOICE WHEN SHE SAID HERE'S MY ADDRESS TO WHICH MY FRIENDS RESPONDED WTF DO I DO WITH THIS. SHE THEN SAID DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB?? I IMMEDIATELY TURNED AROUND OUTSTRETCHED HAND AND SAID - DEAL!! BAM THERE IT WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY SLAP.

THEN YOU GO TO GIRL YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU REMIND ME OF HER AND SINCE I AM A FIRM BELIEVER OF KARMA I AM HERE TO MAKE AMENDS.....

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Jay

Lmfao! Im gona definitely try this out tomorrow! It's an awesome way to open and DHV immediately.. So ya it's golden bro.

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