A: yeah! I'm the guy your mom was warning you about. (Cheesy shit eating grin)

Q: So how many OTHER girlfriends do you have?

A: Hey, if you try really hard, I will maybe, just maybe put you on the wait list (smile)

Q: Tell us a joke!

A: What am I, a dancing monkey

Q: I have a boyfriend.

A: I have a goldfish... (HB: what?) Oh sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Q: what are your intentions?

Take you home, tie you up, turn off the lights and gag you so that youll shut up while I watch the game. Isnt that what marrige is all about?


Q: Only gay guys ever pay me any attention.

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

A: That's why I hang out with gays all the time

Q: Where are your friends/why don't you go find your friends?

Wrong... that would be a weird reply that would send her mind wondering the wrong direction.

A: Well you are a little... caught caugh (make ugly face)... No No I'm kidding. You're just out of most straight guys league...(whisper in her ear) I play pro. (Then Wink, give a cheesy grin)

A: Drop the attitude. You're not fooling anyone. plus who said my friends wanted to meet you? They're probably hiding out someplace safe. They forgot their bitch shields tonight.

Q: PUA: lets dance! HB: I don't dance...

Yeah, well I wasnt gonna say anything but yes, that might have become embarassing for you. On the other hand, nobody else in here really dance either.

Q: So why are you talking to us?

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

Well, I figured you're gonna have to be direct about your attraction to her at some point anyway, but you're probably right.
I think this is a good one if the girl is being bitchy but sometimes they use this line in a more casual kinda "I don't wanna hurt your feelings or nothing but..." kinda way.
Ok, so since this is kind of an indirect rejection, here's a good one for dealing with rejections in general:

A: Be honest, is it because you have a boyfriend, or is it just that I'm ugly?

(One time a girl rejected me and I bounced back by walking straight over to the first male friend I could see and burst straight into fake tears on his shoulder as raucously as I could muster. It worked a little too well but they all cracked up when they could see I was only fooling about.)

An indirect rejection?? NO SUCH THING! She's still talking to you, isn't she?

And your A was sad! If I were a girl, I would be sad if someone said that to me. Why do you want her to feel bad for you?? And I bet she wasn't even trying to reject you, just test you. I've had a girl give me a double middle finger when I approached and we still made out later!

Original Q: So why are you talking to us?
A: Because you're pretty. That only gets you in the door though, I have to make sure you're actually worth talking to.

Q: You're so cute! *pat on the head*

A: Hey, hey! None of that young lady. Control yourself!

Q: We shouldn't be doing this (getting furiously intimate)

Take me to the top!

I shouldnt have slept with your sister either, but what can you do?

Q: You just wanna have sex

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I'm not trying to be a dick Ezo, but you're being a Pick Up Snob in my opinion.

bbardot: you just reminded me about porn

A: Yea right, I'm trying to spread my seeds before the world is coming to an end. Let's go to that corner and make babies before we both turn into zombies.

Q: Go back to Vietnam. (this chick overheard I talked in vietnamese with my friends before I opened her)

A) Can I take you with me? :p

(on the phone)
Q) Ah yeah it's you, call me back in 10 minutes.

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Failure was never an option


Because girls don't like sex.. Yeah RIGHT!
Why else do you think girls have P*ssies