Was walking through Sears today to get to my car and spotted this ethnic looking chick wearing leggings, boots, and some faux fur lined jacket. Followed her briefly (didn't want to come off as a creepo)...honestly I was mesmerized with her ass and legs good lawd!!!

Let's just say as I did a fly around and got a glimpse of the front, it didn't look so hot. But i bet if I looked at the back again, I'd pull a Quagmire (anyone got a link to a clip of Quag at the roller rink where he's behind some girl who looks hot from the back but is nasty from the front?)

I've been fooled so many times by back-end appearances that I don't even begin judging a woman before I get a good look at her face first.

Evolutionarily speaking any man would get a hard on from a backside if it's proportioned properly. You can't simply hold off judgment until you see the front.

lol cool story bro.

Meet her, seduce, then hit it exclusively from the back.

I was thinking shortly after, was I simply safeguarding from rejection? But really, her face was not great at all - not gremlin, just not great.