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Here's an alternative:
You: Hey! you dropped something -*point to ground*
Her: *looks back sees nothing on ground and looks at you*
You: *smile* *run up to her* I'm such a jerk I just wanted to get you to turn around.
Her: walks away... "you fu****g jerk!"
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Why don't you go out and test it 50 times, and then let us know how it went... If you manage to get laid 5 times from using this opener, I might even go and try it myself...
If not, I might as well stick to "Hi, how are you? I'm Agent Juliet"
Brutal, but point on. Too many variables for it too really work.