Last night I was at a club and it was dead- it's 3 floors and only 1 was open... Still though I heard the words I hate hearing.
I'm at the bar with my mate and 2 cute girls where there.

Me "it's dead here!- I wana play a game and the loser buys a drink, the odds are against me"

Hb's: what game?

Me: right do you girls agree girls are better liars then guys-because I think so"

Hb's: yeah course we do!"

Me: which one of you is the better liar?"

I did the 5 lie test, I won- she asked me to do it again, I did my variation which always work and won again, the girls bought us a drink. We had a dance, where chatting shit about general stuff. She was fascinated about my job (im police) my mate (who has model looks) had pulled her mate... I went to the toilet and when I came back I heard from my friend " she said your really lovely and interesting but your just not her type" urgh.
Usually I'd just have moved onto other girls but the place had about 40 people in it.

Me: I'm not your type- that's funny, who said you where mine

Hb: why arnt I your type?

Me: (in a cocky funny way) I usually go for strippers!

Hb: what?!

Me: yeah my last 2 ex's where strippers, your cute- but don't have that raw sex appeal they have.

She was a bit taken back by my comment, I could tell after saying that she was slightly more into me... But still not enough to kiss.

Shit.

Oh my last 2 ex's werent strippers, but sounded good!

Cheers. Oh also was talking to another girl and I negged her earrings (they where big!)
She came back with "your ears are big!" my reply of "will smith has big ears as well" pretty much nullified that comment!

On one hand going out with my mate is good as girls flock to him, on the other I hate it as it makes me sick watching how easy he pulls just because of his looks!