Now some of you guys are going to chuckle. In advance, it's cool. I don't care.
I'm new to the game. We're talking fresh meat new.
In Niel Strauss's book
The Game, there's a character called Extramask who chronicles his first F-Close. Although incredibly humorous, it has some good pointers on what not to do in an F-Close.
In Step 3, Chapter 4, his biggest shocker was that sex was painful as all hell, and that it was actually boring.
Quote:
~About fifteen minutes into the whole thing, I was thinking, "This fucking sucks. This is fucking sex? I hate this. I want to leave." I legitimately wanted to leave. I was thinking, "I busted my fucking balls for months for this?" I was sitting there pumping this girl missionary style for fifteen minutes getting no feeling.
Strauss. The Game. P. 70
Now here's my question. Is it really like that? Is sex for the first time like this dude's experience?
Even if it's true, how can my first experience not be a huge downer? I mean, ok, I'm sure sex isn't what every virgin probably thinks it is. But how can I make sure that I actually enjoy the first time?
If I didn't make you chuckle, then fine. But at least I got you to smirk.
