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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:36 pm 
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The funniest experience I've had is when I was doing Day Game in London and saw a girl in the street. Before I could open her she went into Boots store which is a large pharmacy chain. I decided to follow her in and opened her when she stopped near some shelves and was looking for something to buy. I opened her and all went well then about 5 minutes into the set I looked over her shoulder and realised she'd been looking for tampax and that we were standing talking in the sanitary towel section!


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seen a hb8.5 sitting at a bus stop went to do a ubolt but she was getting on the bus so followed the bus in my car got my friend to drive went few stops ahead and he dropped me off
I got on the bus sat down next to her told her what i just did took three stops to get her of the bus into my car that my friend was following the bus in!!!

lucked out she was going to meet her friends at pub we went with her, her obstacles were automatically on my side as soon as i met them because of what i did!!

closed that night my friend did as well with her hb8 friend!!!

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[quote="akita"]seen a hb8.5 sitting at a bus stop went to do a ubolt but she was getting on the bus so followed the bus in my car got my friend to drive went few stops ahead and he dropped me off
I got on the bus sat down next to her told her what i just did took three stops to get her of the bus into my car that my friend was following the bus in!!!

lucked out she was going to meet her friends at pub we went with her, her obstacles were automatically on my side as soon as i met them because of what i did!!

closed that night my friend did as well with her hb8 friend!!![/quote

Brave one bro.. nice story

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I was at a party dressed like a transsexual whore because I lost a bet. I looked terrible. Well, I didn't give a fuck about it and gamed some girls. Then this HB8 came out of nowhere, took me to the dancefloor, began grinding my cock on her ass, then whispered in my ear that I'm hot.

Long story short, I fucked her in the bathroom. I still took my bra and skirt off before we went for it.

She's my infrequent fb to this time.


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I still took my bra and skirt off before we went for it.
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My story actually isn't a pick-up persé (did not kiss nor fuck her) but to this day it still makes me smile.

I was filming for a local tv channel (I was a trainee going in my final weeks of training) as I had to interview a guide in a church. She was blonde and I'd say she was in her sixties. But somehow I was totally attracted to her.

Did the interview and as I was packing up I was in this mental struggle about not starting to flirt with this woman, if she gets offended and complains to my superiors this is not going to end well I was thinking. But it allready was too late. I'm a sucker for low voices and damn - despite her obviously far to old - age all I heard when she talked was sex.

And so I went like "Can I ask you an inappropriate question?" in a way too flirty tone. She looked at me strangely: "Yes?" - "What's your age?"
She looked at me even more weirded out "62, why?" - "Because you're extremely good looking for your age."
her: "(shy) not more less than some other woman of my age."
me: "Hells no, you're far better looking."

And then she smiled and started walking away. I was like allright that's that, class act gaming some granny. But thansuddenly she stops and looks over her shoulder like you see in those classic movies: "you know, you remind me of my son." (To this day I still do not know how to interpret this statement) She looked straight into my eyes for easily five seconds and finally walks away. Two minutes later on my way out we lock eyes again. I leave.

Some crazy ass stuff.


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 Post subject: Shock and Awe
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I knew an absolutely fearless guy, not so much a friend as an acquaintance, who used to go for the most ludicrous pick-up lines. He was relentless! A couple he's used:

"I'd eat a mile of your shit to see where it came from..."

"I just had to come over and meet you. You're breasts kept staring at me."

Amazingly he closed a few with lines like these...

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