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This isn't much of a story, but it's the funniest one I've got at the moment.

Right when I first started working on myself, I was at a low point in my life. I realized I had a problem with girls, and I needed to work on it. I read The Game, started browsing this sort of site, and luckily I still had enough of a social life to get invited to a house party.

I go into this party and I'm frozen up, can barely talk to anyone. Then one guy (who is a close friend now, not at the time) says "What are you doing, man? The girls are over there." then he proceeds to go talk to them, ends up hooking up with an HB6.

Well that was like a shock to my brain. I go over, start talking to the few girls that were around. The HB6 was included in a group of 3 that came together. All average looking.

My new friend leaves the party, so I make out with his girl, feel her up, in fairly plain view of the party. I then make out with her friend. I basically alternate hooking up with these two close friends through this entire party. Got in me in crazy good state.

The party chills out, people start going to sleep. I'm wandering around horny. One of the girls makes it obvious that I'm not welcome in her bed. I end up in the other girl's bed, and she's sleeping with her third friend. I lay with her, we fool around, I finger her and get a handjob. We're both starting to get into it, making noise, and all of a sudden her friend gets up and walks out of the room. AWKWARD.

Everyone wakes up after this, and we all end up in that same room. I then proceed to try to chat up the third friend, to try to complete the set! Needless to say I was not sleeping with anyone later that night.


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Picked up this 9 in Europe. First I thought I just had ridiculous game for F-closing in three hours. And then she asked for the 2,000 euros I owed her.
LOL LOL, if it's true or not, LOL

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Picked up this 9 in Europe. First I thought I just had ridiculous game for F-closing in three hours. And then she asked for the 2,000 euros I owed her.
lol and then what?

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One time i met a milf on a night out who bought my drinks all night an paid for me into a bar.
I went out for a cig an she stayed in there some girl was out there, said she wanted a word with me around the corner. i didnt think anythin sexual at the time honestly thought she wanted a word with me.

She starts tossing me off im pulling away saying im with her in there. Il never forget the look she gave me sort of like a cross look that i pulled away. Long story short i crumbled an in 5 minutes fclosed her outside about 10ft away from the entrance an the bouncers.

Walked back in stinking of sex fingers stunk of pussy sat back next to the milf head down continued to game took her back to mine fclosed her too.

I LOVED THIS NIGHT did feel a bit cruel on the milf but oh well what she doesnt no wont hurt her.
I was panicking the other girl might say somethin as the bar aint a busy one but she did not thankfully

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Picked up this 9 in Europe. First I thought I just had ridiculous game for F-closing in three hours. And then she asked for the 2,000 euros I owed her.
lol and then what?
nothing, it's a funny story, made my day.

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Picked up this 9 in Europe. First I thought I just had ridiculous game for F-closing in three hours. And then she asked for the 2,000 euros I owed her.
lol and then what?
nothing, it's a funny story, made my day.
did you pay her?

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lol and then what?
nothing, it's a funny story, made my day.
did you pay her?
I wanna know too :)

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The awkward moment when a 6ft pimp of a gripper walks out an demands £2000 or you are his bitch for the night

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I sarge this 2 hotties. We went clubbing together, invited my buddy. Me and my buddy were at the smoking patio and the girls went inside to get some drinks.

When they come out with there drinks, they tell us these 2 jerks were trying to pick up on them. Later on during the night, they pointed the guys out. Those guys were famous PUA who were broadcast on national TV. I didn't tell them who they were.

It just made me laugh to see I picked up those girls being myself, running no routines what so ever, and just having a normal conversation. And I opened them with just "hello."

This is why is good to have a life outside of pick up. Take up hobbies that attracts girls naturally. Shit I do for fun, bunch of girls are into it. So is great for building rapport.


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So i was walking down the street with my buddy, I looked through the glass window of the restaurant to my right and noticed a hot ass Hostess standing right there.. I knocked on the window, she looked, I pointed to my phone, smiled and made a call me gesture with my other hand. She then went a got a piece of paper, wrote her number on it and stuck it to the window for me to copy...

A cool pick up without saying a word.
so, did you end up calling her? No point in getting a number if you're not going to call it- if you DID call her, how would she know who you were if you never gave her your name or said a single word.


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This doesn't really have much to do with pick up but I suppose it's interesting. I was at an outdoor marina bar/club in the middle of the day. I walked by an old(er) lady and she goes, "Where's your olive?"

K: They ran out.

OL: Have mine.

So she sticks her fingers into her martini, fingers up an olive, then dips her fingers deep into my martini to drop the olive, and then licks her fingers. I'm not feeling comfortable. After a quick chit chat, I guess she realized that I wasn't going to entertain her any further; she went for the old lady version of the shock and awe. She took her shirt off and offered me a few shakes. She had a bikini top on but there was still a lot of flesh shaking around up there. She told me she was 58 but she could have passed for 68. And yes, I gave her boobies a good look. . . hey, I'm a man after all.


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So I'm walking down the street with a mate in a fairly popular night club area. This girl stops me in the street and starts talking to her. I'm omw to a club so I pick her up, get her number and arrange to meet the next night. I say my goodbyes to her and her friend and continue walking with my mate towards the club we were heading to. I've gone less than two meters before another set of two girls starts picking me up. Once again did some flirting and arranged to meet up the next night. Needless to say I had a great night that night and the following night was even better :)


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i went up to girls tonight, sober, toward the end of the night basically going

hey i'm ___
who are you

I want to have sex with you
let's get out of here


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random one I can think of..
the weekend before i came back from college.

i hooked up with a bisexual girl one weekend.

there was another party 3 days after that on a monday or tuesday.

I spotted the bisexual girl there and noticed she was staring at me a lot, expecting me to approach her- she ended up coming and saying Hi but i didn't say much cause i didn't feel like continuing the hook up- so she went back to her group of friends. I knew she still had a little something for me

so i'm chillen with my friends and notice the bisexual chick trying to hook up with a girl- she was trying to make me jealous.. idk why (mustve been my friends telling me she's hooking up with someone else after knowing we had just done that a few days prior) but I wanted to get even with her since she was hooking up with a girl . then I'm just walking around seeing who I find and as i'm making my way to the bathroom all of a sudden I get a tug on my arm from the bisexuals BEST FRIEND. she is extremely good looking and honestly one of the hottest chicks at the party. she starts hitting on me immediately and I go along with it , thinking to myself.... perfect. we start dancing/getting really close/holding hands etc.. and as i'm leading her somewhere else in the party (holding hands), her bisexual friend walks by and sees us and says "FUCKING _____ !!(friends name)". i didnt even bother looking back at the bi, i just thought in my head 'successful troll successful".. best part is the best friend totally ignored her and kept on leaving with me.
they didn't talk for a long time after that
thats how you do it folks ;s


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So i was walking down the street with my buddy, I looked through the glass window of the restaurant to my right and noticed a hot ass Hostess standing right there.. I knocked on the window, she looked, I pointed to my phone, smiled and made a call me gesture with my other hand. She then went a got a piece of paper, wrote her number on it and stuck it to the window for me to copy...

A cool pick up without saying a word.
so, did you end up calling her? No point in getting a number if you're not going to call it- if you DID call her, how would she know who you were if you never gave her your name or said a single word.
Dude a text as simple as " Knock knock" would solidify that.. An no I actually didn't, I had forgot about her until I made this post.

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