GOLDEN POST USED IT LAST NITE.... 100% success....high five

awesome list

Epic win for all the info sir

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Hey look at that!
What?
That! You dont see it?
No not really....
Oh come on theres nothing i just wanted to talk to you. Whats your name?

So, I wanted to update you guys on what happened the other night from my previous post a few back. lol I had just asked her to come meet me after work, and mind you she didn't even know who I was and I didn't know where she worked....



HB7: You could come have a drink here. I probably won't get off until 3

Me: Do you work at a strip club?

HB7: No

(I waited an hour or two)

Me: Where do you work? I might come up there. I haven't started drinking yet and I just ate a crap ton of candy.

HB7: (directions)

(I waited another hour or so)

Me: So do you still want me to come see you tonight?

HB7: If you'd like. I'm off the clock and having a couple drinks.





And so fellas, at this point I went up there. About a 25 minute drive from me. It turned out she worked at a dive bar, that had surprisingly good jazz musicians playing and a bunch of old people dancing, drunkenly. HB7 turned out to be HB4-5 (I must have been drunk that night I met her). She fed me drinks for awhile, I tried to kino while fluffing, and things were going ok'ish. Thought I was going to go home to her house and f-close.

This is where the night went wild. She wants to bring all her co-workers back to her place too (which I guess is customary for Saturday night). We all get there and they turn out to be major coke-heads who just want to talk about there shitty jobs all night and be huge coke-heads. I stayed up till 7 tryin to hang (just drinkin beer), but I was wasted at that point and couldn't leave if I wanted to. And I did indeed want to leave.






Epic fail. But I felt like it was a social experiment. And I had a truely horrible story to tell a future date one night. "Let me tell you about this horrible date I had...."

Well put it this way, things could have taken a worser turn :/

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Hey look at that!
What?
That! You dont see it?
No not really....
Oh come on theres nothing i just wanted to talk to you. Whats your name?

Definitely, but it turned out pretty bad IMO. I just left out a bunch of shitty details.
I'm done with that partyin stuff, been there. Should have known once she said all the co-workers were coming over, because they were already doing it in the bathroom at the bar before it had even closed. I was just blinded by the drunk goggles and the prospect of sex.

Anywho, I have another decent text that I used this weekend on a girl who was a chef at a restaurant I went to.

Asked her out to a haunted house an she canceled on me, and then didn't reply to a text I sent two days later. So I said:

"Alright, I'm officially bumping you down on my list of cute chefs." (you can imput any job that they have)


And she ate it up and texted back right away crackin up. Then I froze her and didn't respond. Today she's texting me with long texts about how lame she is and how she hopes I don't give up on her, and she wants to cook for me.

You should throw in some false disqualifiers.

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Hey look at that!
What?
That! You dont see it?
No not really....
Oh come on theres nothing i just wanted to talk to you. Whats your name?

Love it, Love it, Love it

Solid 24k Carrot gold

"My penis is hard, I can't sleep. Can u cum over and soften it with your magic touch?"

Works everytime.

Dude this is quite bad you didn't leave enough impact in her memory to remember you, she can't even remember your name!

Did the alien thing with a girl I K and N closed last saturday. Got an Inside joke into it aswell

She replied - haha what?

I replied - just wanted to let you know I´m on a studybreak (studybreak is an inside joke from a couple of months back. Saturday wasn´t the first time we met)

Feel that this was complete fail...

Awesome bro keep goinn ... :]

Not sure if srs or trolling

Nice list cheers

alien text = big response --> date 30 min later