Anyone have any witty / good comebacks to the classic MILF reply of "I have a son your age"

And you like me as much as him?
And your point is?
Then I must say you look very good for your age.
So you can teatch me some he
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Just respond something.

Totally fucking stupid man. That's like the perfect way of breaking rapport, you don't need comebacks or wit. When a woman tells you something like that, you need to shut the fuck up and get closer to her. If you need to say something, be humble.

Milf: I have a son your age.
Me: *shrug+move closer to her* I'm just being honest, you're just pretty and it looks like you could use a good fuck. (serious+seductive tone+eye contact, don't look around, look in her damn eyes.)

You need to be sexually intimidating and humble at the same time. GENUINE.

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Don't get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you.

Assuming this is a dating website: Be like

Look,
I could feed you the same line of bull every young guy messaging a cougar like yourself on this site uses, but that would be no fun! Wouldn't you rather have a young gun wise beyond his years, with the stamina comparable to a teenage stallion? I'm just over the teenage drama girls my age spit out, same way you're tired of the same grey haired, balding, dead-end job having men trying to show you a good time. Look sweeite, I'm not here saying I'm gonna support you, and give you the keys to my beachfront mansion. But if you want a guy with experience enough to know what he's doing, and youth enough to actually do it, you'd be foolish not to message me back.

if texting be like:

Despite my age I assure you, I am both mature and experienced beyond my years. I’ve eaten more pussy than cervical cancer. I can have your panties foaming like an epileptic otter in a dishwasher, you'll be moaning synonymously to that of a walrus on a sand paper slip and slide, all while we're sweating like a nun in a cucumber field.

Is this something you'd be interested in pursuing?

trust me man, milfs are super horny and at their prime. They love this shit.

"Cool! After I'm done fucking you up the ass, I can play xbox with him!"

say:

yes, but it hurt when he came out of your vagina

but it's going to feel oh so good when i go in

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

"Age is just a number."
Wit is cool but it's against my style to be the funny one when the girl tries to break rapport.