Here is a little snippet of my text game with my new gf. I'm trying to keep shit sexual


Me: I need it, I need yours and I need it soon x


Her: Come to London! x

(Shes going to London tonight for a friends birthday...all girls...fuck that I have stuff to do)

Me: Work would kill me. I could always make us breakfast wednesday morning [we're both going to a concert tuesday night]...Looking ahead to that gig in London in a few weeks, lets stop over and go for it all night, wait to get kicked out by the cleaners in the morning, or even get late check out. I want you riiiight now ***** x


Her: Hahaha whats in these red bulls you're drinking?! x

Me: Viagra, acid, oyster, week old memories, you name it. My fuse is well and truly lit now. But I'm abstaining until I next see you x


Her: Well hopefully you wont have to abstain much longer hey x

Me: I can wait for you...but we'll have to make it happen soon ;D

I better try sleeping hha. Night and if we dont speak tomorrow, have a blast in london x


Her: Night babe x