| This is how i would pick up a girl. This is just one thing that i do that is really common when i do pickup. Well here it is, beginning to end, let me know what you think!
Opener/Time Constraint- hey, can i get a quick female opinion on something? ok, but i cant be here too long cause my friends are waiting on me, so here it is, (i'll just open up with the two part girlfriend opener by Style, here their opinions, then move on) Then i'll follow up with the Masturbate in the Shower routine and make fun of the girls.
Neg- i'll look at her hair, then pause, and say "hey is that your real hair? or a wig?" her-"bla bla bla its real" then i say "well it look nice i guess" (theyll will more then usual, pull there hair and tell me to pull it to prove that its real) (if is see an open seat, ill say "o look! thanks alot you saved a seat for me!" then ill sit down and they laugh
Cocky and Funny-God, you guys are a good bit of fun. You know, ill think ill get in touch with my inner lesbian...i just think ill end up spending too much on batteries though!
Neg-ill look at my target and point her out and say, "you know you have beauty! but the problem with that is beauty is common. You seem to have a personality, that goes to show youre different...(they/ she will usually ask how i think so, then i proceed off with the cube.
The Cube- i look at my target and say "what would you say if i could tell you all about your personality, and how you are as a person, without knowing you?" theyll usually be like that would be awesome bla bla. Ill proceed with the cube, and explain the results. Then at the end, ill hold my hand out, with a smile, and say you have to pay up now that shit aint free! they will always laugh.
Nickname- you know what? im going to give you a nickname! im going to call you coon! short for raccoon! why? because you seem sketchy, and unpredictable.
5 questions game by Style- lastly, ill do the 5 lies, by Style. Ill explain the game, then as a bet, ill say if i win, yoe owe me a kiss/hug/drink whatever. then ill say if you win ill give you a dollar! i win and most of the time ill ask for kiss, ill get it, and say wow...your a bad kisser with a smile so she knows im just joking.
Close- Then ill close by saying goodbye to them. Ill ask for a hug from my target, when she hugs me back, ill say, "did you just grab my ass?!?" shell laugh or whatevr. Then ill say well i hope you had a goodnight. theyll say yes. then i say You laughed alot huh? theyll say yes or whatvere. Then ill say do you text coon or whatvere her name is? shell say "yes i do text! duh!" ill ask her for her number so we can meet up sometime (usually theyll say yes cause ive created a yes ladder, but if they dont respond with their number or ok i say well can i see your phone real quick? i have to make a quick call to my drug dealer (if i dont say drug dealer, ill say my brother, mom, friend in asia, or whatever) . They will give me there phone and be laughing or whatever. I'll call my phone and give thieres back and say, well there you go, you have my number, and i have yours!
This has been field tested 2 clubs in my area. Ive tried this exact routine on like a good 15-20 women and it all plays out the same. tell me what you think.
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