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| KingOtto | PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:41 pm | |
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Joined: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:08 am
Posts: 132 | | Hello,
I was thinking of using new years resolution on my FB to give a laugh to people. So here are my ideas and please change or add:
1. New Years Resolution: Have less sex
2. New Years Resolution: Reduce sex partners by 50
3. New Years Resolution: Stop replacing gym with sex
4. New Years Resolution: Stop having meaningless sex with strange women
5. New Years Resolution: Stop having sex instead of chocolate
6. New Years Resolution: Stop going to work late, only have sex on weekends
7. New Years Resolution: I shall stop being a sex toy for women
8. New Years Resolution: Save on condoms, reduce times I have sex to 300
Please do improve or add to the above. Also if you find any of the above inappropriate please say so.
Thanks.
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| GKS | PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:56 pm | |
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:16 pm
Posts: 1166 | | Trying to hard, the key point is being funny and clever while implying sex within the status, you don't have to spell it out for them.
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| ben489 | PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:35 pm | |
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Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:33 pm
Posts: 16 | | My New Years resolutions.....
1. Stop making lists. b. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
That got over 10 likes pretty quickly.
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