I'm good at spitting at girls in the chat room. I'm fun and bold and I complement them on their looks. I'm different than the rest of the thirsty dudes on there. Just the way I type up these responses to the chicks, REAL SMOOTH like a Player about his business. It's like something they never seen or experienced before, the way I come at'em(ONLINE), by the way they respond to me. I'm Mr. Smooth in the chatrooms. I keep it PLAYER, Holler at them with Private messages. I Never talk in the room. I Just scroll through the list and say Hi Hello to the pretty girls. When in text-conversations I'm flirty and respond wit boldness, really fun. I get the chicks laugh and to give me their number or they ask for mines.
(note: not all chicks cooperate)
Mr.Smooth continues in the text. I'm guessing this is what females do, before they call. IDK, so i go along with it besides I feel more comfortable texting, i can think before i post the text, and erase and rewrite a wittier line, etc. ya dig

Last night I just got off the phone with this bi-curious who was really digging me(Mr.Smooth-ONLINE). But when I(The Square) called her i began to stutter, nervous, My responses weren't as witty as in the chatroom, the conversation, to me, lacked interest..she even said, out of nowhere, while i was talking "I like the chick better". [ You see, this girl was debating if she wanted to be with a girl she was talking to online til i came with this good game(ONLINE) ya dig]
Well when she said that, I felt like such an impostor or failure that i asked her a question and all i could think about was what she blurred out. Players I believe in her mind she was like "OH SH*T, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD" LOL yo I asked her a question and all of the sudden i couldn't take it anymore AND stopped her and said "I GOTTA RUN, IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU" I didn't even bother saying bye. i just hung up, because I felt like such a failure. lol. i'M LAUGHING NOW BUT THE FEELING F*CKING SUCKS.

conclusion: I don't know how to keep a conversation interesting and keep her talking and keep it fun, like i can do in the chatroom or how i see other players do it. HELP ME or guide me to the right pages in the forum to read..

No worries mate, Ive had the same thing before but to a lesser extent. These days Ive very comfortable on the phone because Im much happier with who I am and care less about the result (way different to years back).
Women want congruancy, the you they met online must be the same as the one they meet in the real world so by going all out with the player comments you are making it more difficult for yourself when it comes time to meet/phone chat. The answer lies online to begin with, learn to bring the real you out more but still keeping it fun. Dont try to achieve too much online, you just want to keep her comfortable and curious. Leave the sexting to the real players out there. How old are you btw?

Max DHV,
I'm 29 years old. I am being me online. I think what it is, is that I have enough time to come up with witty and interesting lines to say. I just need to bring that "inner player" out of me into the real world. I went out today, to the mall and did my "Newbie Mission day 2" and I approached a couple ladies. Got 1 number close out of 20. Conversations where alright. I watched a couple PUA live videos on youtube and Other youtube videos of amateurs. the amateur videos opened my eyes to reality. It's like being a scratch DJ. Professionals look real good and make it look easy. While in the other hand me, an amateur Scratch DJ, I have no routine, no techniques, no type of rhythm etc. I came to a conclusion that it really does take practice.
Thank you Max DHV

-NOLO

Stop feeling obligated to talk. Silence can be ok you know, in fact sometimes you can use silence to your benefit and say, for example, kino her or convey something with a glance etc (so long as you don't give her your serial killer gaze).

If you unburden yourself with having the notion you need to always keep the conversation going, then you'll be more poised and relaxed and far more likely to have something interesting to say.

Remember, we've got one mouth and two ears for a reason - listen to hear, let her throw info out and then use that material to stimulate further conversation. If you're always talk talk talking it may make you come off as needy, learn how to be cool with not saying anything at all.

Good job dude! That's 1 more number than you would have got simply sitting on your ass on here all day. Great success!(borat voice)