Imagine a hot 9.5 HB photo and here's the chat..

i have succesfully get her number and starts chat in SPAM..

Soon after this moment, i m not sure how to escalate the conversation into an attraction for her to meet me in person....something like celebrating x'mas together...

guys any suggestions???


Me: [12:11]
Hi angel , nice to meet ya~ do u have what'sapp ? Give me your tel I add u


Angel: [5:00]
Hello


Me: [9:37]
Hey merry Xmas to ya!! how do u do??


Angel: [12:14]
Merry xmas too,,,guys.


Angel: [12:14]
Wats going on


Me: [12:18]
How u goin to celebrate??;)..cooool~~ having fun enough??


Angel: [12:21]
Have no planing la....


Angel: [12:21]
Feel lonely at home


Angel: [12:21]
Hows u?


Me: [12:22]
I'm finding someone to be wif yaa


Me: [12:22]
Cool!!


Me: [12:22]
Let's celebrate tgt..hahah


Me: [12:23]
U luv to hang out or party at home stuff??


Angel: [12:28]
Ow ,,,hmmmn =.="


Me: [12:31]
Lol...just kidding..


Angel: [12:31]
Yeah I c


Me: [12:31]
Why so lonely??


Me: [12:32]
just return home??


Angel: [12:32]
Have no bf ar...hahaha


Me: [12:32]
Why not consider me..Kaka


Me: [12:33]
Can lend u for few days or..


Me: [12:33]
Lool


Me: [12:34]
Seriously...I didn't hv gf this moment..


Angel: [12:34]
Oh ya?


Me: [12:35]
True..my hearts beating fast Omg..


Me: [12:35]
Maybe u're the one I dunno..


Me: [12:36]



Angel: [12:38]
Hhahahaaa LMAO


Me: [12:40]
We'll find this out..


Angel: [12:45]
O o o


Angel: [12:45]



Me: [12:46]
Image ure walking along da street, u meet an old man, n discover dat he's a celestial...n ..u hv a wish;)


Angel: [12:46]



Me: [12:47]
Haha..giv u hints


Angel: [12:47]
Ooppssttt


Me: [12:47]
A. Raise family wif him


Me: [12:48]
B. Become a beloved woman


Me: [12:48]
C. Become rich


Me: [12:48]
D wanna hv a partner share feelings


Me: [12:49]
E become a man


Me: [12:49]
Haha...^^


Angel: [12:49]
Oh my godness


Angel: [12:50]
:-S


Me: [12:50]
Yo babe~:P


Me: [12:53]
Which one u guess u'll choose? Lol


Angel: [12:54]
Ok la,,,honey.lets be my bf.hahhahaaaa


Angel: [12:54]
LMAO


Angel: [12:54]
I promise I"ll keep our love


Angel: [12:54]
N promise to loving u until die.hahahaa


Me: [12:54]
Omg...,,,,,


Me: [12:55]
I luv u!!! Babe>333<


Me: [12:55]
Kiss me~~~


Angel: [12:55]
Ohhh I love u more than anything else in the world


Angel: [12:56]
Kiss ur foot


Angel: [12:56]
Hahaaaa


Me: [12:56]
Lick ur ear;)


Angel: [12:56]
Stop it laaaa....


Angel: [12:56]
Bad mood


Me: [12:57]
Haha...how cum it turns to be text sex...lol


Me: [12:57]
I'll be by your side babe..be happy!!^^


Me: [12:58]
Now n forever...u wish??>3<


Me: [1:00]
Sigh...


Me: [1:10]
Angel^^...wanna meet me?


Me: [1:12]
Why so bad mood? Tell me babe..>3<


Angel: [1:13]
Haaaaa


Angel: [1:13]
Ok meet me in hell


Me: [1:16]
Angel of coz gotta heaven.. dun cheat me huh...v.v


Me: [1:17]
Gotta be angry bird..:'(


Angel: [1:19]
Haaaaa


Me: [1:21]
Um..Do u reli share ur feelings wif loved ones truly?:)


Angel: [1:21]
Oh ya


Me: [1:22]
I'm not kidding...I just think dat we can be couples..


Me: [1:22]
I know that u may not believe in me...so that we needa learn more abt each other^^


Me: [1:24]
Perhaps in phone or in person...at worst I can still be gd frd...sounds gd??;)


Angel: [1:33]
Ok ,,,,


Me: [1:38]
What's your number babe?? I'll text a msg to u so dat u hv my no. also^^


Angel: [1:46]
(number)

New chat in SPAM

Me:
Hi (kiss*)

Angel:
Oh noooo

Me: What's goin on??

Angel:


Angel:
Wanna fight wif yea

Me:
Yea (muscle)

Me:
cum on

Me:
!!

Me:
I hv 6-packs

R u fucking kidding me?

Argggh this hurts. My mind is so full of fuck now. I couldn't understand shit from this and what I understood was just wrong. wrong wrong wrong. I don't even...

Okay I'll read it through again... this time slowly. Maybe I can decipher this.

*Reads text second time*

No... still no idea what's this shit. Just guesses. So please feedback on me if my guesses are correct:

You met a girl online, and without knowing her at all you started talking about she being the one and that you two should be couples and spending xmas together. On top of this, she's so desperate, that even with you being a complete idiot, she gives you her number.

Then you continue having texts You call her "angel" all the time, and it's like creeping me out but whatever... Then some kind of weird fighting frame occurs and then you finish the text with "I have a 6 pack." JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Have you read ANYTHING about pick-up before posting this? Seriously... Have you ever talked to a REAL girl in REAL life? How old are you? 11-13 I guess from this...

This is like... ahh never mind. Fisher's out. Nothing to do here.

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The chick is asian yeah?