Thought this was quite funny so I thought I'd share. Been texting this hb8 and it's been going well.

I asked her about her situation and how come she was single and I received this which I've always associated as a shit test...

Hb8 - Awk bless. Em .. I just fancied a change if I'm honest from the usual ejits lol! I'm hard work sometimes but I guess if yah can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Xxxx

Me - Haha, if I'm honest there isn't a guy or girl out there that isn't hard work occasionally but if you truly like someone you will take the good and the bad xx

Hb8 - That was the perfect reply lol xxxxx

Me - It really was wasn't it! I was proud of that one! xx

Hb8 - Haaha you should be and was indeed heehee xxxxxx




Conversation went really well after. Lots of dirty talk and a date set up.

I didn't even know shit tests existed until I joined this site. It's helped me a lot!!

You should have called her out for being unoriginal enough to steal a quote from Marilyn Monroe in the first text. Every single fucking girl uses that quote, so annoying.

I know, I've heard it so many times before! Not the smartest girl I've ever talked to but she is attractive which always helps

How does that make her any less smart? But yeah, she seems like the typical girl

It pisses me off...I would like to start a petition that anyone who recites that quote should be banished from the internet forever.

with the exception of women who were alive during or have seen her films.

so many girls hear it or see it and just copy paste.

so annoying, no originality nowadays.

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Respect the cock.

That's not a shit test. You also gave a typical response of a guy who is scared to offend her. It's not a wrong response, but deffinitly not brag worthy. I would have broke rapport for fun. " Oh I see I have a trouble maker on my hands, (insert qualifier) "

this one works too:
Maybe, but you should also consider if you are able to handle me. If not, you don't deserve me. or something in that way.